The P.H.A.G.'s phucking suck!
In the year 2001 a team of scientists working in the quantum physics department at the University of California, Berkley built a time machine to be used for one purpose: To travel to the year 1982 and collect D.N.A from the real Michael Jackson and create a clone to return the state of pop music to what it once was. It was during the initial recording of Thriller in the January of 1982 that the scientists were able to collect the sample they needed; a follicle of Jackson's Jerry Curled hair. The scientist then began to clone Jackson upon returning to the future. They realized however that due the the accelerated rate of growth of the clone he came out white from the time it was a distinguishable being. Discouraged by this they discarded the project in late 2002. It was 2 years after the initial project had begun, in 2003 that the pasty clone had run away and formed his own band, The Scissor Scene. Originally consisting of David Hasselhoff's clone on bass and a poorly created female clone of John Lennon on drums. The New Lineup of clones are of the Guy who played Lurch on the Adams Family, Jose Conseco, and Ashley Simpson.
