*~TheRussianPinUpPrincess™~*

Wassup! The name is Payge (don't wear it out, yo!) and I welcome you to my nerdy MySpace page that's kind of boring but whateva. We can PRETEND it's exciting, CAN'T we?! Can you feel the *energy* and *possibility* crackling in the air? Yeah, well, neither can I, but I'm not bitching about it, so neither should you. Just kidding. Ummm, what else is slightly interesting about yours truly?.......... I'm an aspiring pin up model. Fuck knows if THAT'S ever going to happen, but I try to stay positive amid all the offers for porn I get on an almost daily basis... Sigh. I love to draw. It's a huge passion of mine. I don't think I want it to be a career, per se, but it is definitely part of my soul. I'm obsessed with languages, Russian being my fave (I resonate to anything Slavic for some reason...) I'd LOVE to be an interpreter. SO, someday I will be a superfabulously fluent BADASS, but that hasn't happened yet, so whatcha gonna do? So, yeah. That's about it. Maybe someday I will write something more entertaining here, but I doubt it. You can't explain a Payge in a paragraph, people! But seriously, mi friends.... :)
*}i{ BUTTERFLY LOVE TO YOU ALL.... }i{*
Check the dopest thing EVER my lovely friend Mykyl made me! Loves it!
WHEN GOD TAKES SOMETHING FROM YOUR GRASP, HE'S NOT PUNISHING YOU BUT MERELY OPENING YOUR HANDS TO RECEIVE SOMETHING BETTER.
Advice from the wise sage Mojo Tolohep Wu Wu: "The possibilities are endless..." :)
*Add the evil twin/my modeling profile and magical rainbow unicorns will come live at your house! Or something mad entertaining that is equivalent to said unicorns. Or something. ha -----> myspace.com/paygethepinup *
(I freaking LOVE this woman!)
.....RaNdOm ThInGs YoU'vE AlWaYs WaNtEd tO KnOw AbOuT PaYgE.....
I think MARIAH CAREY is the perfect woman.
GWEN STEFANI is my platinum blonde homegirl.
I am obsessed with Jim Morrison and Marilyn Monroe.
I love the smell of PINESOL (For real).
I love artificial LIME flavor. (That's what I think PINESOL smells like.)
If I could be a MERMAID, I would.
JESSICA RABBIT is totally my favorite cartoon character ever (of course! lol).
I am fascinated by RUSSIA even though it scares the shit out of me (For some strange reason, Eastern Europe is very unsettling to me....)
I'm obsessed with MC's "BREAKDOWN" video (I'm constantly trying to recreate it in my pictures).
I am such a sucka for all the classic OLD HOLLYWOOD BLONDES (including Rita Hayworth even though she was only blonde in "The Lady From Shanghai". Her supreme gorgeousness overrides her disqualifying hair color. Word.).
I love BUTTERFLIES, but only MONARCHS.
SPIDERS scare me.
I love LANGUAGES with a passion (especially RUSSIAN AND ARABIC).
My RUSSIAN and AUSTRALIAN accents are off di chain, my friends!
JAMAICAN PATOIS is just about the coolest damn thing EVER.
I love RAINBOWS, but that doesn't make me gay, so shut the fuck up. Although there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being gay. So there.
I love to watch OLD MOVIES in the dark.
SMART GUYS ARE HOT (especially ones that can SPELL! and that READ! Seriously, spelling and correct use of apostrophes is WICKED SEXY!)
I am such a slut for TACO BELL'S GUACAMOLE. Oh! And BREAD. I freaking love BREAD.
I don't like it when people tell me WHAT THEY THINK I SHOULD DO. And I HATE being PROSELYTIZED to. I am very respectful of other people and their beliefs. Please be respectful of mine, too!
CLASSIC ROCK makes me happy.
If I don't have a MARILYN MONROE/TIGER CALENDAR, I am not happy.
I *heart* "CALVIN AND HOBBES".
I SLEEP A LOT.
I want a CAT desperately!
I get DEPRESSED a lot.
I love to DRAW, but it frustrates me. I am known for erasing the paper until it erodes! Can paper erode? Whatever. It SUCKS being a PERFECTIONIST.
I love to WRITE.
311 is the best band. EVER.
SLUG AND ANT are the illest duo in hip hop. EVER.
I am obsessed with my HANDWRITING (haha Yeah, I admit it... I've judged people on their handwriting before. You can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting, okay?! LOL)
I rarely CRY, which sucks.
Guys with NICE TEETH are such a turn-on.
I love PEPSI. I think it smells really good, too. If they made a PEPSI perfume, I would wear it.
I think the person (was it Shakespeare?) who said,"It is better to have LOVED AND LOST than to have NEVER LOVED AT ALL" can FUCK OFF. (Sorry, it doesn't make me feel better. And I know it wasn't Shakespeare, 'cause I looked it up. It was Alfred Lord Tennyson. And he can DIE for all I care. Wait... LOL))
"FUCK" is my favorite swear word.
I love the word "DICHOTOMY".
I love WORDS period.
I am very INSECURE, but I try to hide it.
I have a crush on TOM. (Why is he even single?)
I believe in FAIRY TALES and HAPPY ENDINGS (It IS always rainbows and butterflies in MY universe.)
I have no idea what I want to "BE" when I grow up.
I love EVERYONE.
I will NEVER be too old for STUFFED ANIMALS.
I am STILL obsessed with watching "SAVED BY THE BELL"when it comes on TBS at like, 4 in the morning. If you think I'm a dork for that, you can go fuck yourself. :D
At the tender age of 23, Payge realized she loves NEW WAVE. This is hard for her to admit, since she has a violent aversion to anything 80's, although this was the decade she was born in.
Payge enjoys referring to herself in the THIRD-PERSON tremendously. SEE? :D (Or using "WE" when she's only talking about herself. Kind of like she has a whole slew of personalities that like to contribute their two cents, and while she has never been clinically diagnosed with any type of disassociative disorder, have yet to disprove their existence... hee)
I enjoy finding out things about MYSELF that I didn't NOTICE/REALIZE before. As long as they're good. HA
I feel like I'm constantly trying to PROVE MYSELF; that I'm not as innocent/sheltered as I appear. I guess it comes with having a certain LABEL attached to yourself all your life. But if you take the time to get to know me, I'm cool...
WaTcH iT nOw!
"When I get old like that, I tell my wife,'Yo, take off that Pamper and let's get it poppin'.'" --Tim, from "MTV's The Shop"
Can you tell I'm obsessed?! ha ha
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Can you see the resemblance? ;) LOL
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Seductive Mariah
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Hostile Apostle
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You are the 1940s!
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You're Marilyn Monroe!
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You are Marilyn Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
Yet they never seem to treat you right What Famous Pinup Are You?
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*I am such a slut for Marilyn Monroe anything*
You Are From Venus
You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious.
A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host.
You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a friend to all.
Careful though! Your desire to please may make you too willing to conform.
Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it. What Planet Are You From?
You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing
What Type of Weather Are You?
Where's that confounded bridge?!
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