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About Me

I'm Brian. You should know me. One day you will. But you should know me before then. The American Dream, making it big without doing any work, doesn't work for me. I want to sweat, bleed and beg for my dreams. I'm not the smartest person on the planet... well maybe I am, but I have a hard time working on one thing for a long time unless I know its going to make me happy. I get bored, I get tired, I get fed-up with the same old bull shit. I love life, my friends and music. I can't do a lot of things, but I tell myself I can and I usually find out later that everyone knew I couldn't do these things but didn't tell me.
Currently my goal is to move to Florida and start a movie production company. I hope this happens... But who knows.

My Interests

Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Me and that one kid in high school that nobody knew.

Music:

Rap, hip-hop and classic rock.
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Movies:

Old School, Friday, Friday After Next and Office Space

And Scarface

Books:

Sports Illustrated

Heroes:

All the men and women in Iraq and around the world fighting for my freedom.

My Blog

5 toughest questions a women can ask a man

The questions are: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

How to be Funny for Dummies

Some people just dont know how to be funny and it sucks. You know who I'm talking about. Theres always that guy at the party cracking lame ass jokes about how he thinks asparagus will take...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:48:00 PST

On a Serious Note

I'm slightly confused right now. I've always wanted to make the best of my life, but I'm sucking at that right now. One part of me wants to persue my dream to make it big in politics. ...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

Why sprint can suck my left nut

I open my phone I might as well see thisI get shit service everywhere except the sprint store. And you know they do that for a reason. They put the cell phone towers right on top of those ...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:39:00 PST

ALERT THE INTERNETS

I read something very interestin the other day....-Blue eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers.they always fall in lo...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

I do it for my hood

So I figured I would share some of my life stories with everyone. Some of these are 100% true. Others are not. See if you can spot the parts that I take the liberty of making things ...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:56:00 PST

The comedy of Myspace - Part II

So I'm sitting here listening to the best god damn song in the world and I figured it was about damn time for another one of these things. Even though not many of you read this shit, for those w...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:53:00 PST

The comedy of Myspace - Part I

So I'm bored and sick (long story) and I decided to make fun of some of the stuff I always see on myspace. My first victim is the infamous "boyfriend application." Know when I first saw that I thought...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Fri, 12 May 2006 04:31:00 PST

Interesting Info about Chuck Norris

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Nor...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:29:00 PST

So.....

So I was sittin around today after I got home from school and something was really bothering me. For the life of me I couldnt figure it out. I walked around outside for twenty mi...
Posted by Vote LaBombard 2008, or Risk Appocalyps on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:57:00 PST