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Styrohead

I am here for Friends

About Me

Basically I am expanded Polystyrene. I am not easily recyclable due to my light weight and low scrap value, and fear of intimacy. I am generally not accepted in curbside programs, landfills or local nightclubs unless someone hides me under their coat. I take a very long time to decompose in the environment although not so much in a love relationship. I rarely flush and have no ability to floss. I have been documented to cause starvation in birds and other marine wildlife, and am a general nuisance at family get-togethers.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / World

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Humanoids, furry creatures, Walter Cronkite, Dolly Partin, Ghandi and Elvis Presley's hairstylist.

My Blog

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