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edgar

ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY CROTCH?!?!?

About Me

by day i like of think of myself as a loner with much to accomplish. i'm up at 4:30 to make sure the garbage truck is here on time followed by an almost two hour battle to wake up the girl that lives in my apartment. this is usually followed by intermittent periods of daydreamig and feverish commanding of my small but loyal army. by night i plot total apartment takeover but am usually overcome by sleep before an real action can occur. damn you, soft feather pillows!

My Interests

constant self grooming, ongoing quest to get the patent for a toilet that can be flushed without using your hands, speed reading and needlework, mice, hostle corporate takovers and military maneuvers, paintballing

Movies:

masters and commanders, the life of david gale, the odd couple, grumpy old men

Television:

WGN news in the morning, Rick Steves travel shows, Prisonbreak

Heroes:

the makers of tin foil, that little "special" kid in that movie where he gets to play baseball with the regular kids and then hits the mom in the head with the baseball and kills her accidentally, al gore