sarah.

i think cats and frogs are stupid. my 10-key is amazing. i play state games when i'm bored. i eat too much. my closet is full. i need a haircut. i don't like people with no manners. i like to laugh all day, even if it's at myself. i like sports. chocolate gives me headaches and it doesn't taste that good anyway. i have more shoes than most families. i want to paint more. i play piano out of rhythm. people who play the flute and think they're cool piss me off. i enjoy making fun of my mom and best friends for enjoyment. i only like quality beer. i like cheesy drama/action movies. i have more jerseys than a sports store. my printer is still in the box. my belly is getting big. i want a new mac. i dance on cue. my billiard game is slipping. i taught myself how to swim and i'm terrible at it. i miss mike piazza. i want to learn to do the harlem shake. i can make a smoothie thats "better than sex" according to an old customer. my beaner crew refer to me as HOUSE BLEND! i don't like to capitalize. i need to re-string my guitars. i'm thankful mario lemieux saved the penguins on multiple occasions. my eyebrows are uneven. new wave country drives me insane. someone should buy me a new tv. i sing at the top of my lungs in public. i can fit an entire piece of cake in my mouth. i've had the chicken pox twice. "i am badly in need of a manicure" i quote stupid movies and expect you to know it... then not make fun of me. i enjoy reading. my room is a mess. big dogs rule. i'm bad at tennis. i can't play new video games. i wish i made a joke book. i love hockey. i used to go to the beach and eat mexican food then fall asleep like a beached whale... then i'd wake up dark and yell at andy for buying me a torta. i don't know how to burp silently. i hate the cowboys. vodka makes me sick. there's a permanent hole in my bellybutton. the dictionary lists bellybutton as one word and two. i'm hypoglycemic. i need to go running. i memorize all my phone numbers and never use the contact list in my phone. flip phones are dumb. i strive to always have a skinny camera. it's all about white. tints and shades make me happy. my joints pop. i have a chip in my front tooth. i like when my ears are clean. i like immitating my dad even when no one understands. i once flew across the room at a furniture store. i like to run through the 99-step climb at diamondhead at full speed without stopping. i love to work out my triceps. i'm talented, known as a sarah of all trades. i tend to love the stuff i own then want a new one, see bed. i'm quite clever. i'll battle you. my hat collection is large. i wish music today was good. i got a penguins rally towel in the mail. i will go out of my way for you if you're worth it. i'm not afraid to embarrass myself. i have been to the stanley cup finals and two nba championships. i would like to go to a superbowl(only if it's a better matchup than this year) and a world series. i often take a 5 minute shower then sit in my towel for hours. putting on new socks is heaven. i was a spelling bee champion. i often write in short, childish sentences and draw simple shapes. in reality, i'm a great writer and can create great pieces that will blow your mind.
one day these will all be filled then i can move on and corrupt the rest of the world.