maz

The important stuff: * I have an unhealthy obsession with Batman. Don't try to bullshit me by saying Superman or other gay superheros are better, cos you won't win. * I love George Michael. * Angelica Bridges is the best thing since sliced bread. YUM * Four-wheel driving is the greatest past-time ever! * My boyfriend is a spaz. Num Num Num. * I could stare at the stars for hours on end. * I have the dirtiest mouth on earth. Some of the shit that comes out of it even shocks me. * I love talking in Double Dutch. Lol. * I was attacked by a shark back in the day. And I have the scars to prove it. * I make sure that no matter what, I am always wearing red. * I HATE HATE HATE suprises. * I'm extremely clumbsy. Hence the constant bruises and scratches on my body. * My eyes are black and boring. * To the cunt that steals my hubcaps what seems to feel like every effing week, I hope your balls get sucked off by leeches. * I love wearing really really high heels. * I am addicted to eating Vitamin C tablets. * I have a love/hate relationship with my dirt bike. ATM, I've hated her the past few months. * Sonic 2 is the GREATEST video game ever created. * My dog is the size of a horse. * I'd do anything to make the important people in this world I care about happy.