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Myspace LayoutsI'm a 32 year old professional foot model that is pretty much known worldwide. At an early age, I've always had photogenic feet. Perhaps the best in the world many experts say. You've probably seen my wide array of work spanning from commercials, posters, sitcom TV, and even the bigscreen. I have a very lucrative contract with Tough Actin Tinactin, Odereaters, and Dr. Scholl's. Have you ever seen a little show called Grey's Anatomy? I was the foot hanging out the blanket with toe tag #56 in the morgue(episode 45, season 2). You may be laughing thinking that the foot modeling biz is a big joke, but my feet are worth over 3 million. My left foot is valued a little higher than my right cause it's more widely seen and photographed. I'll bet my metatarsals(thats toes for you laymen folk) are insured for more than any one person! Anyway, my big passion is the bigscreen and I've been seen in the best of them. I was in a little blockbuster called "Misery" back in the 90's. Yep, that ain't James Caan's feet that are getting hobbled by Kathy Bates those babies are mine. It took makeup 3 hours to make my feet look that ugly. Kathy was great working with, but man does that bitch have ugly feet. Also, I have every foot scene in "Castaway," standing on those rocks is very hard on my arches. If your watching a flick where there is foot rubbing going on, they're more than likely mine. I've also done foot double work for Mel Gibson, Jerry Seinfeld, Jack Nicolson, and Denzel Washington to name a few. It's not all about me though, I do give back. I am a very strong advocate for corn awareness. I'm tired of the whole world turning a cold shoulder to this worthy cause. Do you know that 74% of the entire human race will have a corn on their foot at least once in their lifetime. I don't know how anyone can go through life with these injustices in their conscience. Just last week, I visited a small child in the hospital with a baseball-sized corn on his right foot. I autographed a poster of "lefty" for him and felt guilty as I walked out on my totally healthy feet. Lets stop the spread of corns. Go to StampOutCorns.com to see how you can do your part to cure this preventable disease. Enough about corns, let's keep talking about me. I bet you think I'm only big in the U.S., but actually I'm known universally. I'm probably most loved in Britain and will get mobbed if I walk on any street over there. Which is strange, Brits love their feet, but sure do have ugly teeth. Now I feel I'm just rambling, so if you read all of this line of shit, maybe I should become a writer.
