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About Me

I make wire strings move for money. My first word, implausably, was 'aubergine', then 'brazil'. 'Mum' and 'Dad' came much later, although it was them who informed me of my alleged first words. I suspect an elaborate hoax. I am still learning how to put socks on properly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who tell you in these boxes on their pages how, either: a) I'm not too good at these things.... b) I don't have anything to say.... c) What can I say? I love my mates.... d) I love going out and getting wrecked.... I'd also genuinely like to meet someone who uses this box in an honest or non-sarcastic manner. Lots of people put things like "I'd Like to Meet: People who aint cunts and don't love themselves or nuffink." One of my friends put "I'd Like to Meet: People who give their seats to old ladies on buses". I think that's nice.

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