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Jacob

I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.

About Me

FUCK ME HARD!!! -- J.O.
Attended South Rowan High from 2002-2006 Attended the 3 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS IN FOOTBALL, APPALACHIAN STATE UNIVERSITY, BEST SCHOOL EVER!
Cell = 980.521.8468 or 150*1*1085
AIM = DrSloopy88 ... im usually on

I use FaceBook more than MySpace, so find me there and add me.

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My Interests

Hanging with friends, girls, cooking, soccer, baseball, football, swimming, running, hiking, biking, snowboarding, music, lifting weights, and other stuff

I'd like to meet:

People

Music:

anything cept opera

Movies:

basically all of them

Television:

anything thats on really

Books:

I usually dont like to read, but when i do, i enjoy it.

Heroes:

God, Jesus, Granddad, Dad, and Andrew

My Blog

Valentine Application

This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys bac...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Smart Ass Answers of '06

SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline."Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked."Yes or no," she repli...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

Baccalaureate Speech: Reflections

Baccalaureate Speech Reflections Today we are here to honor the graduating class of 2006, but I do not want to honor just them, I would like to honor all the parents that helped us get here. If it wer...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST

The Journey

Just to let you all know what this is...This is a project that we had to do for English IV. We had to write about a journey that we had to take, and we had to take 5 ppl along with us on this exp...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:39:00 PST

SENIORITIS!!!

Senioritis n.- not wanting to do anything school related. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those p...
Posted by Jacob on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:31:00 PST

Smart Ass Answers for 2005

Winning Smart Ass Answers For 2005 Smart Ass Answer ..5:A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 02:13:00 PST

i was readin the funnies and saw this...

most every one of u have read the funnies or comics in the sunday newpaper right??? well i was readin it today and i can across one of my favorite ones: B.C. by Jonny Hart. it read like this: MAN vs. ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:52:00 PST

bedtime story!!!

Heavalicious: once upon a time there was a handsome and brave knight named jacobHeavalicious: he was the noblest knight in all the landHeavalicious: one day, one of the lord's people came to jacob, br...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:05:00 PST