Lauren

My day is rawther full. I have to call the Valet and tell him to get here and pick up my sneakers to be cleaned and pressed and have them back for sure without fail......here's what I do in the mean time: chew gum, write, stand on my head for the longest amount of time, stand on my toes, get dizzy and fall down, make terrible faces, and here's the thing of it, most of the time I'm on the telephone. You see, getting bored is not allowed. Sometimes I comb my hair with a fork, wear my arm in a sling, put a rubber band on the end of my nose; toesshoes make very good ears, sometimes I wear them to lunch. Here's what I like to do, Pretend