DAAAAAVE

If you want to chat to me, feel free, I most likely won't really be paying attention anyway.......oh, and you gotta have breasts, or at worst, if your a guy, or some gay, then you at least gotta know somebody with breasts, that can be introduced...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: Had one last year, don't know about this year..
Birthplace: erm, it was wet and warm...
Current Location: tied up in some basement
Eye Color: Left or right?
Hair Color: Braawn
Height: 6ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous, i can do fuck all with both hands...
Your Heritage: Queen's bitch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Open toed stilletoes
Your Weakness: Thinking im not perfect enough....
Your Fears: Filling out surveys
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: build a time machine and try and achieve the goal I set last year..
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ..but why do you want to block me?
Thoughts First Waking Up: ah fuck, ive wet myself again...
Your Best Physical Feature: Ass
Your Most Missed Memory: i forget now....
Pepsi or Coke: Tesco
MacDonalds or Burger King: Rustlers
Single or Group Dates: any would be niiice...
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: only if on fire...
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: ..only at funerals
Do you Shower Daily: i get the cat to lick me...
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: ive been, got the t shirt...didnt do anything else, just bought the shirt and left...
Do you believe in yourself: im a figment of my own imagination
Are you a Health Freak: im a healthy freak, yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: most people would think so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: mall? ive been to a mill if that counts...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: get tae fuck stupid yankee survey
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish! introduce me to her and i will....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my aunt's pond, yes...
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes, your mum loved it...
How do you want to Die: peacefully, like my gran in her sleep, not screaming and shouting like her passengers...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: and old caant...
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown/blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: just below my waist
Weight: not immense
Best Clothing Style: inside out, with their name sewn in the back
Number of Drugs I have taken: i forget, im too wasted