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THE DELBURN OF HUDSONSHIRE.Delburn, also known as patrick the moth, was born under a potato tree during the great war of the unblemished magpies in 1912. Made from spinach and pre malted sloth fur and stuck together with siga tape, he almost resembles a normal human being. Delburn spent most of his early years collecting steam, which he proudly display's in his empty spaces. Last tuesday Delburn became the 1st person in history to eat a whole fat person in one sitting in a remarkable time of just 12 seconds, truly a record that will go undefeated for quite sometime. You will normally find del lurking around the estuarys smelling his own farts and reviewing them for his weekly column titled 'Brown Steam' that he writes for anal cobustion magazine. However, if you do spot Delburn of hudsonshire, DO NOT approach him as he's known to spit, vomit and snot at irregular intervals and can only communicate via text message or e mail.