If you want to know why I made this goddam page, I'll tell you. I made this goddam page because i don't have much of a life. To tell you the truth, I'm really sort of a bum and all. Another reason is that just about everyone the world has a myspace. Its sort of funny, in a way. If you ask any random person if they have a myspace, chances are, they'll have one. That kills me.
If you REALLY want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. So I'm not going to.
