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About Me

Professional Stalker
Stalking since 1976 - 28 years of unrivaled stalking experience!
You can choose from a variety of stalking services which include, but are not limited to: Watching every move they make.
Watching every breath they take.
Recording every sound they make.
Watching every step they take.
And of course we handle all of your custom requests such as creepy phone calls, emails, and voicemails. We'll use your ideas as our own!
REQUESTS TO CEASE STALKING CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WILL BE HANDLED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS. CREEPINESS CAN BE ADJUSTED TO INDIVIDUAL TASTE. OUR SERVICES ARE GUARANTEED!

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I am now open for business with all new offices located in beautiful Beverly Hills. Business has been exceptional and this is the expansion office for original home in the heart of the Big Apple. Let...
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