how redneck are you? stole this from andrea.... |
1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?3) Bill Dance is good at what?4) What university does Bill Dance root for?5) Where did Herschel Walker...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST |
i had to take it from sarah |
ALCOHOL WARNINGS:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can converse with other mem...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST |
laides prayer |
DEAR LORDI PRAY FOR WISDOM TO UNDERSTAND A MAN...LOVE TO FORGIVE HIM..PATIENCE FOR HIS MOODS...BECAUSE LORD IF I PRAY FOR STRENGTH...I WILL JUST BEAT HIM TO DEATH....
Posted by *Bonnie* on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST |
things to do in walmart.... hahaha |
Subject: 17 things to do at walmart :) Body: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:21:00 PST |
ha ha ha ha |
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY? 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the in...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST |
Why do I have to feel like a bitch!!!!! |
why should i feel like a bitch every night?? since i got my apartment people have been over every night... it was fine for the first 7 days and now it is starting to get old... it is ...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST |
the penis wants a raise..... |
The Penis wants a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I d...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:25:00 PST |
dork fish... this is for bree.... |
What kinda fish you got there... Oh... it's nothin... he popped his head up and said... I'M A DORK FISH! HE CAUGHT ME ON A CORN DOG! I SAW THAT THING AND I SAID... WHAT'S A CORNDOG DOIN IN THE MIDDLE ...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:13:00 PST |
Why did God give men penises? |
Why did God give men penises? So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck. How is a wo...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST |
::*30 things girls need to learn about guys!!*:: |
::*30 things the grls need to learn bout the guys!!*::
*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.*2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS aLOSER.*3. We like you to give us hugs and k...
Posted by *Bonnie* on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST |
