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What is Tattoology? (ology)
tat-too-lo-gy (ology) n.
1. Tattoology is the multi-disciplined branch of study, research and knowledge that deals specifically with both the ancient and modern practice of writing on the skin with indelible substances, and everything that is relevantly related to that practice.
tat-too-lo-gis-t (ologist) n.
1. A Tattoo'ologist is someone who researches and is demonstratively, widely versed in human knowledge that is related to tattoos and tattooing, above and beyond just knowing how to tattoo someone.