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Troy Nitro Truelane

Hey Peter Man, Watch out for your Cornhole Buddy

About Me

I am Large and in charge but not like Charles. i have a fond sense of smell and i am a horrible speller so get of my back yet I am an amazing cook. I am self diaganosed A.D.D. and i love puppies and long walks on the beach. I stole the crown in Montana for being the sweatiest man alive which was held by uterus mcgooter (unfortunate name) who held it since 1952. I am looking for that special some one to save me from pirates and take me to a safe place and have their way with me like all of those wonderful romance novels....wait a second!!!! I mean ugh ....yeah , i don't know how to read and i wasn't born in 1969 i just love that year and i don't like people who have two first names or a first name for a last name ... i mean come on make up your friggin mind.

My Interests

in no order: music , Film, wine, Photography, cookin (and a damn good on i might add) , documentaries, Good times (having them not watching the show) , biographies, Conspiring on plots (it is always better to have a conspiracy), movies, www.dodoempire.com/rubberburner and www.pixyland.org (these two people are my heros every thing i know i learned from them) oh shit! they're here i have to go .....

I'd like to meet:

Neil Diamond and other people with child molester moustaches

Music:

PULP, neil diamond, Darkness, Bowie, Jets to brazil, Jawbreaker, modest mouse (the new one is kicking my ass as we speak) They might be giants, ween, weezer, The clash, Alkaline trio, braid Belle and sebastian, Elliott smith (RIP) Built to spill, Cure, DAmien Jurado, Pedro The Lion steve earle Pixies,grandaddy greg davis green day , jesus and mary chain, magnetic fields Sun Kill moon (mark kozelik) MAtt Pond PA Neutral Milk hotel Notwist pinback pogues pj harvey postal service shudder to think relaxed muscle smiths sunny day real estate the shins the the thin lizzy led zepplin black sabbath blink 182 bad religion outkast and the list goes on especially anything depressing

Movies:

Sex and lucia, Wes Anderson, great expectations, dead poets society, malena, Fellini, and the list goes on and on

Television:

SIMPSONS, Extras , the office (british one) Conan, band of brothers, food network

Books:

you name it i have read it . my favorite book is what ever is on your list

Heroes:

my granpappy

My Blog

so who would have thought that wood was glass in disguise

so lets just start by saying i have worked in this place too long. no i am not at work right now but i was all day today. although i am not complaining i haven't really had a day to myself in a while ...
Posted by Troy on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:18:00 PST

The Sun Rises

ok so it has been quite a while since i have written anything. i have been extremely busy and things have been really good as of late. i knew when i rang in the new year that this was going to be a go...
Posted by Troy on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST

update

my sis lost the baby. i found out a couple of days ago. bummer i was so excited
Posted by Troy on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:52:00 PST

great start for a great year

i am going to be an uncle. i am so excited just found out a few minutes ago
Posted by Troy on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 08:49:00 PST

another year older

i don't know if it is because i drank too much last night or if i am just feeling the post birthday blues but i just don't feel like myself today . i can't explain it . i really do not like birthdays...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST

hmmph!

well well well. here i am sitting at work i haven't paid rent yet and falling behind. some times you just have to take one for the team ya know. i don't have it so i can't give it. other than that and...
Posted by Troy on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:36:00 PST

hollywood ponderings and america the beautiful america the wasteful

just been watching a lot of movies lately and realizing that most of them have been in a different language . which made me realize ...why the fuck is hollywood not making any original movies and spen...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a few more thoughts to ponder then start a revolution

work it is all i seem to do these days. i am not bitching about it because i do love to work i just wish that i had more of it and it paid more so i could live my extravagent life that i have always d...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Irving Plaza 6/24/05 or good things come for those that wait

so today is the 25 and i just wanted to say that although i have had a rough time this year so far last night i decided to go out and have a little fun. when i got on the train to come into work yeste...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a few questions ( a venting )

two posts today wow a new record. i have a couple of questions . 1) why do girls always put pictures of there cats on there profile . cats are stupid. i hate them and well i just think that putting a ...
Posted by Troy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST