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Doug

About Me

I used to be a geek, but now being geeky is kinda hip. So I am kinda hip. But mostly still geeky.I love to play games- it is one of the more socially acceptable ways of proving that I am better than you. Better at bizarro games that I just taught you and you didn't really want to play, that is.I also like Amber, my wife, because she likes geeks (see above), and loves to paint pictures of fruit. She also has a sizeable collection of naked women paintings, which I admire for their aesthetic sensibilities, and a few naked men, which I do not look at because they are all old men, with lots of admirable qualities that could show through if they were clothed, so I wouldn't have to see their packages.

My Blog

Another weird dream

Last night I dreamt that the movie Dazed and Confused was actually the second film made with that name. The first was a little known, horrifying movie about evil women who hid under people's beds befo...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:35:00 GMT

Dying with a buzz

I am certain I have some degenerative neurological disorder. Luckily, I just drank a Victory Hop Devil, and it doesn't seem so bad. I love alcohol.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jul 2004 14:51:00 GMT

Tainted Love is a good song...

but the line "now I'm gonna pack my things and go" is a bit silly. I dunno, it just strikes me as mellowdramatic, and not the kind of thing a dude announces, unless he is fishing for his woman to beg ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jun 2004 14:25:00 GMT

I'm heading to the bathroom- be back in a few

I have nothing further to add. Off I go...
Posted by on Fri, 28 May 2004 09:24:00 GMT