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JamieEatWorld

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About Me



SUMMER!

I'm Jamie, I currently claim residence in Sheffield, Home to Hendersons Relish, the bastard Arctic fucking Monkeys and once the best steel in the world.
I'm politically incorrect and offensive to the majority.
I'll never stop wanting to learn.
Ever since i was old enough to think, i've wanted to be an astronaut.
I will talk to absolutely anyone.

I Surf.
I Dive.
I Play Guitar.
Simple.

Kebab shop, West Street - 28/04/08 - "Hey! He's a doctor, he'll show you how to play!"

My Interests


Rome ♥

Yah!:
Fern Cotton.
Gibson 335.
Corona.
N.H.L.
Ritz.
Ben&Jerries.

Nooo no no:
Fearn Britton.
Backstabbers.
Bullies.
Mariah Carey.
Elliot Minor.
Grolsch.

I'd like to meet:

The people with the few open minds left, who love to travel, the people who accept that their city is not the only place they will ever experience.

Carla comedy Genius.

Someone with something to say. Something C-C-C-Controversial. Maybe something we've all been thinking but never have the guts to say it.

People that aren't going to wait for the best moments of their life, the people who go out and find it, but know that theres never only one great day, but as many as they can find.

Music:



Far
BrandNew
Thursday
JacksonUnited
JimmyEatWorld
BlocParty
Refused
Coheed&Cambria
AlexisOnFire
Thrice

Movies:

FullMetalJacket.
HeartbreakRidge.
SavingPrivateRyan.
Fight Club.
Hamburger Hill.
Finding Nemo.
Snatch.

Television:

Laguna Beach.
Skins.
Scrubs.
Q.I.
NeverMindTheBuzzcocks.
TopGear.

Books:


Heroes:



My Blog

Irritations Part One: Johnny Borrell

He's the marmite of the indie world. People either love him or hate him. Me, i figure the latter. In an interview to the independent he stated this: "Firstly, I'm a genius,"And then, he went on to com...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

Online Dating

I am: Male.I am looking for: A Woman.Between: 19 & 23. Tell us why you are here: I attract Psycho's/ girls with baggage. Who would be your dream date?: The love child of Fearne Cotton and Peter Ba...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Why Valentines is best spent in Aldi.

Valentines 2008, its been pretty random so far, but if theres one thing i really hate about it, its being on your own. Now, last year, Valentines was pretty much ruined, so i decided to take matt...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

ten-two-zeroeight, Life.

It's been brought to my attention that i rant about stuff that only everyone else wants to rant about, i figured writing about things is a good way to weigh-up situations that dont often make sen...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

Recurring Dreams.

So heres the deal. Im in a room, the floor is wooden and worn and the walls are cracked and battered and pieces of plaster from the ceiling drop to the floor everytime a shell is fired in the dir...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:29:00 PST

twothousandandseven.

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR?Rachel, despite the fact she can drink more than me and then some, i'll never forget the Cham-pag-ne night.2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) -Lee Beighton/ ...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:29:00 PST

What sort of sick fuck does this to a guy?

Mr and Mr Ben&Jerry, THATS who. Being me, when i get high-rate about something, i arm myself with Ice Cream. So getting fucked off this evening (because of an occurance that seems to be happening...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

Do we really have to put up with this?

Im Pissed off. Its a strange sort of pissed off though, its the kind of pissed off you feel when someone pushes past you when you are carrying a round of drinks and despite the fact the person respons...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

Men are unwilling to step down.

Being male, I find it difficult to stop someone and ask for directions. This, in turn, would imply that they are cleverer than I am. Lets face it, in this particular 'town-in-questions' case, they're ...
Posted by JamieEatWorld on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:03:00 PST