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Jessie Bee

Jessica goes hard for soft serve!

About Me

"Curiosity killed the cat" will most likely be the appropriate thing to put on my tombstone. But in the mean time, i will have to find a potato chip that looks like the virgin mary or al gore. i would say both, but one of my biggest fears is urine in my pants. i like cupcakes and yellow roses if you are interested in making me happy. do not try to fight with me. be kind to me. make me smile.

My Interests

dancing, cowboy boots, the perfect shade of yellow, skirts that twirl straight out, big hair, hula hooping, gaudy jewelry, fake hair, turning nothing into something, religious art, snakes, funky tennis shoes, group bathing, when the sun coming up and turns the room blue, naughty pictures, tights, sun glasses, shakespeare, poetry readings, sneezing, ice blocking, water balloon fights, contagious laughter, rats, kisses on the forehead, honesty, fake eyelashes, red lipstick, Mitch Hedburg, the smell of grass, driving somewhere you have never been, the 80's, boys in ties and liner.

I'd like to meet:

people that like themselves. a lot.i want to learn to play the cello, so i would like to meet my cello teacher.someone that cooks amazing vegetarian food.

Music:

anything you can dance to.

Movies:

dirty dancing, flashdance, footloose, girls just wanna have fun, empire records, the notebook, kill bill, star wars, the dangerous lives of alter boys, buffy, mall rats, the dark crystal

Television:

Weeds.

Books:

they smell of heaven... oh yes.

Heroes:

Courtney Love... yeah, that is right.

My Blog

I am angry.

I am being a little petty. I am trying to do the right thing, but it is really hard right now. If I take something out on you, and you do not deserve it, I apologize.
Posted by Jessie Bee on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

the lost pictures of my brief engagement!

Roswell. Oh my little model husband. heh. heh. This is a pretty sweet picture, Fonzie ...
Posted by Jessie Bee on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:08:00 PST

even the lady at walmart had an attitude.

this town and the town next to it are in a bad mood.
Posted by Jessie Bee on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:54:00 PST

you learn something new everyday.

so maybe this is widely known to the rest of the world, but on the security guards belt there is a gun, handcuffs, a flashlight.  all the things you need to protect and serve.  along wi...
Posted by Jessie Bee on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:33:00 PST