Ahoy. I'm Dan. I'm 18. From the mean streets of Forrrrmby. I'm just getting ready to start at Edge Hill University to study BA Hons Journalism this September. I'd say i am a happy, friendly, laid-back kinda guy that will do anything for anyone. I wont say no to a night out and I wont say no to a night in either. I play guitar, bass and a bit of drums. I love going to gigs and parties with good music, its a time when i can just let go and go nuts with mates. You will often find me singing and/or dancing anywhere and everywhere. Heres some of the things that my mates have said about me:
Cal: Well, I've known Dan (♥) for nearly 5(?) years now, and ever since he said "So er, what's your name then?" we hit it off.
The story of that intro changes most times, but all we really need to know is that Dan (♥) did say: "Omg you've got a trampoline ahehrhehehehrhrhrhrh aaalelelelelele geschieden!!!" and then proceeded to bunny hop over the fence a few times.
I've had the pleasure of Dan (♥) dislocating BOTH his knees in my back garden (HA! Fuck you McGuinness, I went one better!), and I've also had the pleasure of knowing a very great person for a good while now.
Many time have I given and received advice of this man, and pretty much all of it has been damn good... maybe except for the time when Dan (♥) said:
"Just look at my pants Cal"
"Why's that?"
"Oh you'll see ;)"
*ahem*
And here we are now, Daniel (♥) my very best (and most resembling a heffelump) friend :D
Lois: My bestest friend. I love you. far too dramatic, far too kind, really sexylicious, a darling, hilarious :') and
whale like.
Ian: Dan's a hero thats usually happy, has a large belly and gives equally large hugs. He has mad hair that makes him look like a gimpolopicus however we must forgive him for that as his dancing is sexual.
Laura: Daniel Roland Jones is fab :) and he's all cuddly like a big bear. We like to dance in the gym to McFly when we should be doing work :p. He's good to talk to aswell as being great to giggle with :) I loves Roland lots :D
Laura (Flumpy): My big teddy bear! He christened me flumpy for which i will never forgive him but i can and do tell him everything and i love him dearly.
Fred: Dan is a fantastic man!!
Amy: My danny pops =) We don't see eachother extremley often but i loves him non the less. I can talk to him about loads of stuff and think hes pretty marvelous tbh.
Jayde: I think Dan is a proper cool guy, I haven't known him that long, but he makes me giggle loads =]. He gives the bestest huggles ever!!! He's shy at first but shouldn't be coz everyone should love this guy =].
I love all my mates, they keep me going when I feel like shit. Here's a few:
Cal: My best mate and comical duo. This guy is awesome, he does anything for me and is always around when things get a bit shit for me.
Lois: I love her. She is absolutely amazing. She can make me feel on top of the world...and at the very bottom aswell. We have far too many private jokes and my best times are spent with her.
Ian: Dancing buddy! Only known Ian for just over a year but he is definately one of my best mates. Can't play sport for toffee but he is a mean Halo player. Yea he'd kick your arse and then rub it in your face "epic fail! "absolute facial!"
Catriona: I stay at her house far too much and I piss her off far too much. She puts up with my complaining and helps me all the time. She is eternally grateful I introduced her to The Wombats aswell =)
Moff: Rambo much? Moff is the most down-to-earth lad I know. I can talk about anything with him and he gives his honest opinion about everything "Dan you are the fattest here." Our night time chats with the mood light are whats best about Moffatt =)
Bambi: Haha, trophy. Bambi is awesome. Always up for a good time and a grest host of the imfamous poker nights. Laughs at nearly everything and gets drunk even if a bottle of whiskey is opened 5 miles away.
Gomez: Good old Gonzo. Fellow basketballer but will never admit that I'm better. I'm his personal climbing frame and we rip each other none stop. Great laugh and well loved by everyone.
Stace: So cute and adorable, yet scary and viscious at the same time. I miss english and psychology with her, I dont speak to her as much as I'd like to. She's awesome and never fails to make me laugh
Laura: The only person who calls me by my completely full name...all the time! She has tried to teach me how to do ballet, i epically failed, I'm not as gracious as I once was. She's so cool and great to talk to about anything.
Laura (Flumpy): Never. stops. talking =). Always has something to say about anything going, we help eachother out and I know that I can tell her secrets. Flumpy is just amazing.A
