Selling myself short, talking about working in my yard or writing my books, avoiding working in my yard and writing my books, reinterpreting commonly understood societal terms in inventive ways (such as the Skank Umbrella and the Man Whore Hat), and saying regretful things.
Music is delicious.
Throw your TV away, come over to my place, and borrow a book of your choosing.
"The Epic of Texas", "The Codex of Avalon", and "A Charmed Life: Observations on the Adventures of James McSwain"... release dates TBA.
Jesus Christ, of course. Then my dad and grandfather.