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Chip

Selectively productive not a slacker

About Me

I live in Denver, CO and will for at least a couple years. I dig stuff that goes fast or makes noise. Snowboards and Guitars are my current addiction. I want to build my own motorcycle, but need to learn to ride first.

My Interests

Snowboarding - it pretty much comsumes all of my free time and money. I have two very needy children (boards) that beg to be taken to the mountains every chance I get. If you plan to ride Vail, Beaver Creek, Keystone, Breck or A-Basin this season you better hit me up.

I'd like to meet:

Girls that ride (ski or snowboard) and like rock music. Maybe God eventually but not yet.

Music:

Lately I have been into Alice in Chains, Hatebreed, Korn, NOFX, Pennywise, Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine, The Chili Peppers and Slipknot.

Movies:

No time lately

Television:

Spike, Discovery, ESPN

Books:

Do audio books count?

Heroes:

My family and our dog Gus

My Blog

Fuck you for approving comments; way to trust your friends

The comment approval shit has got to go. Quit being a little girl and censoring everything people put on your profile page. I propose the following: leave it alone for 7 days, if it really bothers you...
Posted by Chip on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:48:00 PST

Q&A: some insight on me

99 questions and fuck you if you bitch about 1 1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?There are a few on the knuckles, one of which came from punching a door after my sister told me I wasn't allowed...
Posted by Chip on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

Non-smokers vs. Smokers

Before anyone gets pissed, let me throw this out there. I recently quit smoking (Jan 17 last cig) and had smoked for about 7 or 8 years. Now I don't mind the smell of it, cause it reminds me why I qui...
Posted by Chip on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST

Top Ten Sex Act Slang Terms (Not safe for work)

Ok, I am only going to put the names the top ten sex acts, if you choose to look them up (with the link provided below) do it at your own risk. 10. Donkey Punch - classic, simple and effective 9. Don...
Posted by Chip on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:38:00 PST

The Vodka Challenge

Here's a great way to promote Alcohol Poisoning. Each Friday Night buy a fifth of Vodka and your preferred mixer. Set a time (in hours) that you are going to finish the fifth. Each Friday Night t...
Posted by Chip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST