The Single most glorious day of the year!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"
-Chris Rock
First off,if your easily offended go to the next profile(apparently i pissed off a few people and got my last profile deleted...I will NOT ever be silenced in my views of this Nazi era we live in under Bush and the fuckin corrupt one sided asswhole Rupert Murdoch who owns part of Myspace and the FOX nothing channel..so,to the asswholes who work & suck up to this assface depends wearing liar:MY FLY IS OPEN,NOW SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!Delete me again!)
Here we go!
I'm Irish
(buy me a beer)
I live(past tense,i escaped)in the "Bucket" and it gets more ghetto by the hour
I say Fuck way too much(mom is so proud)i swear i have Tourettes
I drink way too much coffee
I'm a recovering Catholic..Religion amazes me,people devote there life,time and money to a imaginary fixation in the sky and if you do wrong by this imagination you go to a even more imaginary place with fire and brimbstone...spooky!fuckin idiots
I'm a Aspiring comedian
Midgets excite me
I'm about to become a father soon to a little girl(Mia Kathleen Kelly)and i'm totally stoked about this!My girl Dena rocks and is a great mom.After 30 + years,shes the one that settled my ass down.Love you babe
UPDATE:Mia's here 08/12/07 and shes turned me into a total pussy
George Carlin is a Genius
I have a Unhealthy addiction to the Howard Stern Show
For whatever reason,Myspace and apparently the general population find Dane Cook funny.All i hear are extremely lame unfunny jokes and he often rips off other comedians
I HATE George Bush Jr w/ a passion!I wish this Nazi Mother Fucker had the balls to send his daughters (Gin & Juice) off to Iraq to fight his Oil war.Fucking Hipocrite
Speaking of Bush,I will stand and applaud the person that takes a shot at him(cant believe this attempt hasnt happened yet).Trust me,drinks are on me that night!...hold me to it
If you believe ANY word out of Bush's mouth,you may be clinically retarded!Everything told to us about the Iraq War has been a flat out lie!Not one statement has been accurate in the past 5 years!We're over there for what again?oh thats right,i got it:"Fear" and "Security" because the Terroist's are gonna "follow us home"!Look no further for the biggest Terrorist in the free word,here's the address:1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Conservative Republican Right Wing Hipocrite asswholes!What gives these cocksuckers the right to tell me what i can or cannot listen too?or tell a woman she doesnt have the right to a abortion?or tell a gay couple they dont have the right to marry(they have every right to be as miserable as straight couples)?FUCK YOU!!!!Guess its ok for these "christian" assclowns to send off kids to Iraq to die for a Oil War.Do society a favor and get your face fucked then die..in that order please!
Ok,last thing on the Hypocrite Party ,You have to sit in utter awe and amazement of The Bush loving pussy cunts who Support the War but have nothin but bullshit excuses on why there not over in Iraq fighting!Cheerleading is for sporting events,not a war!If you believe in Bush's lies so much,shut the fuck up and ship out soildier!pussies
I respect Keith Olbermann & Bill Maher immensely.The only broadcasters who dont sugarcoat shit like the Bush ass sucking channel(Fox Nothing Channel)does,and tell it like it is to expose the worst administration this country has ever witnessed
I'm very opinionated,if you dont like my answer,dont ask!
The saying goes "Don't argue Politics & Religion".I say FUCK THAT!Bring it on!Let me sum it up real quick:
1)All Republicans are scumbags and should die
2)Religion is a fairy tale
3)The End
I'm into Tattoos,go see Joel at Bambu Tattoo Fuckers
Hardcore NFL & NBA fan,( NY Jets & LA Lakers )yes iam aware they both suck
Not a huge baseball fan,but i gotta say,Red Sox fans are borderline retarded!There is no point at all in chanting "Yankee Suck!" at a Rock concert!thats about as relevent as chanting "I love balls on my chin" to your wife on your wedding day!Retards!
If you're not from Texas and for whatever god forbidden reason you wear a Cowboy(not the team)hat,then you sir,are a asswhole and you give me Doosh Chills
I'm a sarcastic ballbuster,just in case you havent figured this part out yet
Former Musician.I find Cover bands & Tribute bands to be quite pathetic!Write your own shit,you unoriginal fucks!
Maybe age is catching up with me,But the music out now just flat out sucks the balls.Rap/Hip Hop is just horrendous and bands are just whining emo pussbags...The Pussification of this shit must end!Go listen to Krs-one,Public Enemy or the Beasties to see how rap/hiphop is done or Tool & Rage to see how a band rocks!oh another thing,This crap they classify as "R&B" is the most nauseating shit ive ever heard!Marvin Gaye/Barry White are "R&B",4 or 5 ho's from a MTV reality show are NOT!
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My 10 Commandments.(The original 10 by the imaginary man in the sky have sucked)
1)60% of woman on here that use these captions "Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" OR "I'm bringing sexy back"..Stop already!get original!
2)Any jackass for whatever reason that feel the need to incorporate the current status of the weather in any conversation("some weather we're having huh??")..Can you do anything about the weather?no!now shut it
3)People who post this shit,"Add him/her there so cool"...if there so cool,why are you begging others then?The ONLY person that needs to be added,is this mother fucking Pimp!
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Check me out!
4) Wiggers! Pretty self explanatory!Stop mutilating the english language "son" and take the doo rag off whitey,you look like a asswhole..."Aight??? ..Ya Heard??"
5)Any Hetrosexual male wearing Pink Shirts!I guess this is the hot Abercrombie & Fitch fashion,but its also G-A-Y!Just come out of the closet already
6)The Famous Mirror pic...You must be a total Tool if you cannot find one person to take a pic of you!
7)Nothing drives me more insane than a fucking chain letter!or a queer survey about your "sign or eye color"..No,your not going to have the "worst luck of your life" or your "Nuts or tits will fall off" in the next 5 minutes if you do not repost the gay chain letter!how fuckin old are you???oh another thing.Private Profiles!your not that important...get over yourself!
8)The use of the following phrases: LoL ,OMG,ROTF,LMAO etc etc..Whatever douchebag came up with these "witty" little phrases needs to die a slow painful death
9)Comments:If the most original thing you can come up with is "Thanks for the Add",do me a favor and post it to yourself!also,i dont "Show Love"...how fucking gay is that?
10)Suburban White woman acting like there from the projects!There is 100% no fucking reason a woman should use the following "Hey girlfriend, "hater in the house"
, "Holla at your girl", "We Balllllin"..STOP IT!Your Irritating!
I may sound like a bitter angry fuck,but im really not...im just blunt!I guarantee most of you will agree with my ramblings above
Thats enough venting for now,hit me up
and a Baba Booey to Y'all
"Bye for Now" - ETM
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