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Keegan

I'm not a feminist. And I like sausage!

About Me

I drink too much soda. I chain smoke. I have a love/hate relationship with red wine. I flirt with old men to make money. My confidence is soaring. I love everybody that I meet, and if I don't, there's usually something severely wrong with them. My friends and family see this as a problem. When I grow up, I want to be a writer. (this is a rather recent development) There is ALWAYS something physically wrong with me, which is why I sometimes believe that I may die before I'm 30. I have bad luck. I find imperfections incredibly charming. I am highly superstitious and completely facisnated with dream interpretation. also, I belive that I have the greatest family and circle of friends that anyone could ever ask for. .......and I totally dig NINJAS.
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My Interests

Ninjas, music, rocking out, Friends, peanut butter, bouncy balls, late night walks, Village Inn, dance, astrology,celebrity gossip, reading, ginormous big warm blankets, puppies, all night talks, bonding time, yeah, I'm pretty much open to anything.

I'd like to meet:

Gwen, Alf, Hef, Flav

Music:

Blink 182, Green Day, Nirvana, The Rocket Summer, Bright Eyes, Van Morrison, Modest Mouse, New Found Glory, The Faint, Cursive, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Madonna, Outkast, Alkaline Trio, Mest, Dashboard Confessional, 2 Skinny J's, The Get Up Kids, The Ataris, Guns N Roses, Criteria, Something Corprate, The Postal Service, The Smiths, The Cure, Panic At the Disco, Andrew WK, The Used, Fall Out Boy, Boys Night Out, The Starting Line, Vendetta Red, Alanis Morrisette, Ben Folds, Senses Fail, The Format, John Legend, Ashlee Simpson, The Counting Crows, Michael Jackson, Robert Palmer, Huey Lewis and the News, Eisley, Billy Idol, The Good Life, Frank Sinatra, Motion City Soundtrack, Saves the Day, and lots lots more....

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, Dirty Dancing, A Bronx Tale, Empire Records, Rent, Jarhead, St. Elmo's Fire, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Leagally Blonde, Buffalo 66, The Girl Next Door, Back to the Future I and II, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Napolean Dynomite, Pretty In Pink, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Dodgeball, It's A Wonderful Life.....

Television:

Friends, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Will and Grace, Best Week Ever, The Soup, E News, Full House, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Laguna Beach, Desprate Housewives, Greys Anatomy, The Girls Next Door, The Cosby Show, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 90210, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, any E THS', Entourage and I love the 80's..........

Books:

anything by Chuck Palahunik(Choke is still my fav though), American Psycho, The Lovely Bones, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, He's Just Not That Into You (just kidding....it was pretty funny though!), How To Kill a Rock Star, Smack, The Giver, A Child Called It, not to mention so many magazine subscriptions that I LITERALLY can't keep up every month including, Harper's Bazar, Teen Vouge, Rolling Stone, US Weekly, Lucky, AP, and bi monthly Victoria's Secret catalouges.

Heroes:

you.

My Blog

Dear Barack Obama.....

Will you be my boyfriend? ....also, I got a lapdance last night. and I got mauled at a sausage fest. I need to sleep more and get out less I think.
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

This is, hands down, the BEST McFlurry I've ever had.

period. That is all.
Posted by Keegan on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

I'm on a spring fever drinking bend......

I don't care about anything. lets party! got some sweet new summer shades! also had the greatest conversation of all time Me: he always tries to ruin my flava! Linds: ha, when did we have flava? ...
Posted by Keegan on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:58:00 PST

I'm getting an alarming sneak preview of the rest of my life.....

If it requires as much reasearch as this damn project does it should be a long road... Don't get me wrong, it's interesting being able to tap into financial records and marketing trends of GIANT corpo...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Put your best foot forward

It's that time of year when I slowly begin to lose my mind. I begin putting off homework, working out and fiscal responsibilities for the pursuit of bigger and better things...aka, the enjoyment of li...
Posted by Keegan on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

Emotional Blackmail indeed.....

Do not get me wrong, I like babies as much as the next person.However, people's choice to have them is just that. Thier choice and decisision and joy....I am pro choice. As pro choice as pro choice ca...
Posted by Keegan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

You're like a test I can't fuck up...You're like a song in my head, like a la la la la la...

Actually, everything these days seems like a test that I can, infact, fuck up. But I'm trying hard not to. And I'm trying even harder to remember that I can only do so much, and that sometimes, things...
Posted by Keegan on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

Great love and grand cirrcumstances

In all of the great love that I've found, tried to find, and have yet to find in my life, one thing is certain....there is a large difference between great love, and grand cirrcumstances. Lately, I'v...
Posted by Keegan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

If you're up to your ears in blood, sweat and wasted years.....

Does anybody have a Twix, 'cause all jokes aside, I think I need a moment. I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed these days. Maybe I just need to sleep on it.
Posted by Keegan on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST

Dear Gwen Stefani,

Let me please start by saying that I have a great adoration for you. You're the cute punk rock girl from orange county gone glam. Not only have you put out countless ammounts of fantastic albums, but ...
Posted by Keegan on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST