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Benjamin D Toth

About Me

If you wanna keep three steps behind me you best hustle; and even then, just when you're starting to hustle I'm already rockin heavy flow. You don't want to see a heavy flow day from this volcano...because you can't stop the volcano. The best you can do is pray to whatever gods you hold dear that this volcano doesn't erupt. That's what you're doing while you pick out a meager existence terrace farming coconuts or some shit on the volcanic ash of your incinerated forbears. Meanwhile, my sleepy rumble is a punctuated terror that haunts your lifelong exercise in futility. Oh yeah, and I really like Magnum P.I.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Happy little misanthropes willing to share the feel-good tragedy of a lifetime...

My Blog

Regression

I realized this morning that it has probably been over a year since I surfed for bad poetry on the internet.  In fact, I don't surf very much at all (in this newfangled web 2.0 place the internet...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:13:00 GMT

My recurring themes, stubbornly explored in unnecessary detail

I was always told that love makes the world go round, but really it's just inertia.  The world started going around long before the first boiling volcanoes belched the superheated gasses that wou...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:42:00 GMT

Spyspace

It's real, and as of two weeks ago it's live!what a weird world.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Disaster Week

Okay, I'm really unclear about a bunch of things happening in our freefalling financial sector and hopefully some of you can straighten me out.  I had pretty firm convictions on the Freddy Mac / ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:32:00 GMT

Two days ago, the future was yesterday

The reason anyone takes street art seriously and why no one takes street art seriously is it's fleeting nature.  It's all the work that goes into normal art with none of the rewards.  It's t...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:48:00 GMT

Is there some sort of bully shortage somewhere?

What the fuck is wrong with people
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:36:00 GMT

depression, the finger quote edition

Why do these pussy half-celebrities always have a "battle with depression"?  It's always in Act II (about six years after everyone stopped caring about them), and it always gets unveiled in Act I...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:29:00 GMT

already

It's almost summer again.  It's 95 degrees and everyone is saying that it's summer again but I know for a fact that it's only almost summer again.  Almost summer feels a very specific way to...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:50:00 GMT

neuropathy interfering with life?

That's what the banner ad just asked me on the other browser tab.  Eff you, Google, and your little Adsense too.  It's not enough that I get so much human feedback on how much of a retard I ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Recency

I like cycling, but since my only other means of transportation is via motorcycle I find more and more that I can't use the term "bike" without confusion.  For the sake of disambiguation I am now...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:32:00 GMT