Sara Megan Krumps for Christ

About Me

Fellow Drunken Spousal Abusers of America....cause sometimes you just got to slap a bitch.Adventures of Universal girl and Drunk SlutSTOP THE SPREAD OF INAPPROPRIATE CELL PHONE USE!help return cell phone manners to our streets.

My Interests

lots of stuff...for instance right now i'm interested knowing what the fuck is up with brown pigeons?

Music:

Tom Waits, Cab Calloway, The Kinks, Oingo Boingo, Feist, Regina Spektor, Charles Mingus, Louis Armstrong, Sly and the Family Stone, Gogol Bordello, Hector Berloiz, Sergei Rachmananov, Bryan Scary and the Shredding Tears but most importantly Beyonce. Who doesn't love Beyonce!?anyway...if you didn't notice, I'm kind of all over the board.

Movies:

Mike Maio's "Across the Atlantic" (Shotgun 2006) *it should be noted, the first annual funday was the day before... width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

"I'll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet -- And you know what I tell you is true. He loved to watch his TV set Almost as much as you.He watched all day, he watched all night Till he grew pale and lean, From "The Early Show" to "The Late Late Show" And all the shows between.He watched till his eyes were frozen wide, And his bottom grew into his chair. And his chin turned into a tuning dial, And antennae grew out of his hair.And his brains turned into TV tubes, And his face to a TV screen. And two knobs saying "VERT." and "HORIZ." Grew where his ears had been.And he grew a plug that looked like a tail So we plugged in little Jim. And now instead of him watching TV We all sit around and watch him."

Books:

Purple, Green and Yellow

Heroes:

Tyra Banks

My Blog

I’M DONE I’M DONE! FUCK YOU! I’M DONE!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Animatio n is hard y'all!Here's what i've been slaving over. Keep in mind, it's for a class, it's rough, most of it pose tested (i know, you probably...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

Lilofee-bulous

So. Hey Kimi! Here are some of my crappy photos from your show! Hope you like them!This is the point in the editing process that i got high and I decided that you like blurry photos, so i tripped some...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:20:00 PST

So I creep...

No, but seriously forks.What’s with all the fucking creeps? Honestly! I just don’t get it. There has to be a reason that these creep-os think it’s alright to just corner me at a bar ...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:28:00 PST

Cest la Vie!

This just in- I'm leaving the Tiger House.Sad...I know.Really it's bittersweet. I mean, I really have loved living here...for christ sake i totally cried when i had to leave for 2 months this past sum...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:02:00 PST

rollerskating at a party is hard...

but Megan and I at least look good doing it...or posing in front of my computer beforehand......
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:50:00 PST

gotta be a big girl...

...but i'd rather not.What the fuck man? Why couldn't i just stay in San Francisco and play this summer? I know, i know...I'm very very lucky to have been given this opportunity. I'm VERY thankful and...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:12:00 PST

i have a mullet.

and i want to cry!!!! WHY!?! when a hairstylist thinks you apparently look good with a do suitable for 80's hair metal only, all you can do is cry about it like a little baby... really....
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:30:00 PST

say what?

Love is such a silly thing. Sex is dumb. Sex is the stupidest fucking invention ever. Lets make something feel really really good, BUT it HAS to be scary. It's like the same logic was used by roller c...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

Broken glass, getting some ass...

the broken glass is in reference to that of the Red Vic piss cafe. It was my last day today. Apparently last night two young male guests who were staying in "the playground room". It's the #1 most rid...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

i'm gonna go right out there and admit it.

Those Mac commercials are SOMETHING!They're the real dealand sometimes they come onand sometimes they tickle my fancy.and when they do this, i point at my imac in the corner and say "oh, you."...and i...
Posted by Sara Megan Krumps for Christ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST