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Lil Pistol Starta

So I slapped the sh*t outta that ho. . .

About Me

What can i say? I like ridin round da hood, pickin up b*tches, sippin syrup, rollin, jiggin, representin O.P. fa life, gettin f*cked up befo workin.

My Interests

B*tches, wut can I say?

I'd like to meet:

I wanna bang: white girls, hallie berry, lil kim, ciara, dem b*tches from the big pimpin video, ashanti, BEYONCE, Tyra Banks.
I wanna meet: mike jones, ludacris, TI, and Funk Masta Flex

Music:

I like sh*t chopped and screwed up. Swishahouse, Chamillion, Paul Wall, Big Boss, Silk da Shocka, Mia X, Lil Jon.

Movies:

Bellie, boyz in the hood, menace 2 society, murder was the case, poetic justice, never die alone, black booty b*tches 5, lexington steele.

Books:

i dont read.

My Blog

Dat buffet

Mayn it wuz crazy at dat buffet.  Ppl came in all day long, pissed me off.  B*tches kept grabbin my sh*t, and one of them hit my nutz.  I smack the sh*t outta that ho.
Posted by Lil Pistol Starta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WTF masta p

I remember a long time ago when masta p was gangsta.  Now idk what happened to dat fool.  I was flippin channels and i saw him on nick, NICK.  NICK aint gangsta!  What ya'll think ...
Posted by Lil Pistol Starta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why that white dude gotta be my friend?

aye, whats with that dude Tom and why he gotta be my friend?  i dont even know that dude.  when i look at him, i smell bacon. he gotta be a pig fo sho, tryina invade my privacy.  dont h...
Posted by Lil Pistol Starta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST