Your mom, your shrink and your last lover. THAT would be an interesting tea party, no?
Seriously? I'm interested in interesting people, not into meeting 'meat' you know? If you are capable of multitasking and can handle a rapier wit (go look it up, I'll wait for you right here....) then give a shout.
Sorry, not into girls under 35, or webcam chicks or completely self-absorbed people (partially self-absorbed is okay, after all, where would myspace be without yourface?)