REX

what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany's at midnight. do i go for the vault? no. i go for the chandelier; it's priceless. as i'm taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her father's business. she's tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico but i go to canada. i don't trust her. besides, i love the cold. thirty years later i get a postcard. i have a son. and he's the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting: i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she's been waiting for me all these years. she's never taken another lover. i don't care. i don't show up. i go to Berlin. that's where i stashed the chandelier.