Keep On Pretending |
I ate nachos and corndogs for dinner two nights in a row. If only I had a bottle of Night Train or Mad Dog 20/20. That would be a real meal. This only further supports the theory tha...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
Urination and dehydration |
I just woke up. I am hungover. I just went to go pee. The urine was very concentrated. I am dehydrated. I am going to drink some water. I have a mild headache. ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:18:00 GMT |
Semi Rancid Farts and Potato Chips |
I don't much understand airplanes. They fly over my head often. I don't really like that. I don't really like graveyards either. One day I might be in one, but that doesn't mat...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
BUMS |
I read alot of peoples blogs. It is funny to read them because you can see how people think when they are in different moods. It is pretty much common amongst my friends that we hate just ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:02:00 GMT |
$$$ |
So I was thinking when I was taking a dump, as most men do. I came to this weird realization. Why would I ever pay large amounts of cash for toilet paper, when essentially all I am go...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:44:00 GMT |
A show |
Last night I got hooked up with some free tickets to go see Reverend Horton Heat at the House of Blues. It was a great show except for the gay ass Horror Pops. Tits and Ass works in the movies, ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 17:48:00 GMT |
FIRE AND FECES DISCUSSION PT2 |
I have gas this evening, in fact I drink so much beer that I have the shits and gas every single day of my life. How appropriate is it that I will be writing about feces this evening? Very...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 20:51:00 GMT |
FIRE AND FECES DISCUSSION PT1 |
WHAT IS IT ABOUT FIRE AND FECES THAT FASCINATES MEN SO MUCH? THE COMBINATION OF THE TWO ACCOMPANIED BY A PAPER BAG IS A TIMELESS PARTY FAVOR, HOWEVER WE MUST NOT DIVE INTO THE COMPLEXITIES ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:33:00 GMT |
Nonsense |
As I patiently waited in line to urinate, I became enraged. In a bar there is a serious problem if a man has to wait in line to piss. The problem is that the men are either entirely t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 03:13:00 GMT |
????????? |
I THINK THAT THE LAMB I SLAUGHTERED FOR THE 5TH OF JULY HAD PARASITES. I THINK THAT I GAVE THEM ACCESS TO MY BODY WHEN I ATE HIS SMELLY ASS. THE OLD PORTAL OF ENTRY. I BELIEVE THAT THE PARASITES A...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jul 2004 17:17:00 GMT |
