Hot Sauce |
I am in the process of refining the world's next great hot sauce! I'm going to make it in my kitchen and sell it at flea markets and turnpike exits! I'm going to be RICH!!
however, I need a cat...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:13:00 GMT |
DO NOT invite me to your family picnic this summer |
yeah, that's right DO NOT invite me. you ask why?? well, in the mail today came my new badminton racquet. The Yonex Armortec 900! If you invite me to your picnic, I'll be bounc...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:40:00 GMT |
can I?? |
I think i can't, but can I pull off leather pants?? I think I should get me a pair! give me some feedback... and for the record, they will not be assless chaps! hahaha! or will...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:44:00 GMT |
If you have an extra $120... |
...buy a Ronco Rotisserie... you know what I am talking about!! "Set it and FORGET IT!" I am sitting at my house doing work and smelling the fabulous odors coming from my rotisserie ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:07:00 GMT |
worst day of my life... |
Mark it on your calendars... this is it... and ironically it happens on 9/11... don't ask because I won't tell, but somebody knows... I guess it can only get better! ha!
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:23:00 GMT |
somebody in my band is a dick!! |
Ok, so I'm not sure how it happened... My guess is that I left myself logged into myspace after I left practice today, but I get home and check my messages, because I was waiting on one, and I see I h...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 18:51:00 GMT |
very busy, but fun day!! |
so as most of you know I work at Six Flags in New Jersey and I had to be at the park all day today for a special event. out of my door by 530 AM and didn;t get home until after 8 PM it was ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:28:00 GMT |
I think my dreams have been answered!! |
ok, not ALL my dreams, but as I sit here looking through various news relateed websites, I find this article about a machine it seems you just stand on and it makes you fit!! yyyeee haw boy howd...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 23:13:00 GMT |
conclusions.... |
I have come to the following (this is not a full list) conclusions...
...the more NASCAR stickers you have on your car, the slower you drive.
...the only thing I hate more than hearing myself sing is ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 10:39:00 GMT |
ok, I need some help here!! |
If anybody can tell me what I did between August of 1992 until may of 1996 I would greatly appreciatee it. Those were the years that I supposedly attended college, but because I am the world's b...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:17:00 GMT |
