Whoreka

email me at [email protected] To begin the introduction, here’s a message from the Sleepy Dog also known as John or SJ for short;“All songs you hear on the CD are written and recorded by Luke Hawker in a messy attic in Bournemouth. The music consists of lyrical insanity ,bizarre comedy , eastern European sounding music and keyboard driven alternative pop songs. His co - worker and good friend Daniel Williams does the artwork.”Thanks sleepy dog for that message, now for the exciting, perhaps pointless introduction I promised.The Exciting Introduction…………Deep in the crotch of society away from any forms of virtual life, lives a middle aged women who speaks gibberish, and her name, is Lockness Linda. Some people say she’s mad, some people say she has a heart of gold, some people say she has an attractive daughter and some people say she’s employee of the month. But behind those gibberish ways holds the entrance to a whole new world. A world where everything happens for a reason, a world where flowers make friends with trees, a world where a cheeky monkey is the only kind of mischief the folk of this world are used to. However, the happy folk are in for a surprise as a strange egg has started to grow the middle of the forest and its growing at a fast pace. The happy folk aren’t afraid of this oval object they are intrigued and in ore of the large egg and embrace it by placing it into a big flower pot. As the weeks go on the egg grows to an enormous size and the happy folk patently await the purpose of the foreign object. But now the villagers wait is over as sudden jerks and twitches from the egg occur and with no warning a fist smashes through the shell and Whoreka is born. So lets take a dive towards Lockness Linda’s mammary glands past the fabric clouds and into the greasy paws of her bosom where a little man can be found reading the morning paper tapping his foot to the constant up beat rhythm of his earphones, and as his porky fingers turn the pages of the mornings news, he yawns. We quickly sneak into his open mouth where we find ourselves in a strange village where happy folk are pondering issues concerning the egg. (Enjoy the music. Cheers) real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools
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