Ilona

About Me

I went fishing one day and I put my hook out in the water, and something got ahold to it and tried to get loose. When I pulled it up it was a big fish on the hook. He was twisting and turning there, trying to get loose. But the hook had him there and he couldn't get loose.
And I said I wish the Lord would hook me one day, like how this hook hooked this fish. And then one fine day He came into my soul and He hooked me with His spirit! And ever since that day a song came in my heart. One I had to sing, cause a fire keeps on burnin' all up in my bones, and I couldn't hold my peace...
I told my mother, but that wasn't enough. I told my father and I told my sister and then I went on and told my brother what was wrong with me. And this is what I told them in a song, I said I'm wrapped up, tangled all up in Jesus and I don't wanna get loose!
Father? Is this music that they have here in these churches, is it to glorify your name? Is it to make the people think that they are saved? If a song is sung in the name of our Saviour Jesus Christ, and by a Christian man (I mean one that is saved by blood of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ) then it's good.

My Interests

Old time rock n roll, the Haze, buying records, wanna bite of my jelly roll?, hair styles & cosmetics, Avon, jean jackets, the blues, dirt roads, pussy cats, horsies, jewelery, Birdman Sound (everybody knows that the Bird is the word!) , big guitars, Hank Williams, iPod nanos, barbecue, fried chicken, the USA, shoes, fuck winter, dumpster diving, the Riffs, pies & cakes, ebay, 50, Export, one-man bands, Little Richard, off-roading, watermelon, psychotic reaction, the Gories, Value Village, assigning mean nicknames, Leadbelly, record players, cheap beer, and the art of Ed Roth and R. Crumb.

I'd like to meet:

The potato peeling back yard tobbacco chewing horeshoe flinging cowboy hat wearing lone star state rejects from the wanna-be achy breaky boot scoot society of pedi video stalkers and interstate internet traveling perverted sexual predatation.

Music:

*Cute* country, honky tonk, rock n roll, the blues, ragtime, hokum, rhythm & blues, gospel, garage, junk shop glam, trash, budget rock, 60's, soul, boogie woogie. But especially:

Carl Fucking Perkins, Hank Williams, Gram Parsons, Vernon Oxford , the Ramones, Dr. Ross, CCR, International Submarine Band, Flying Burrito Bros., George Jones, the Dictators, Hollywood Brats, Marc Bolan, T. Rex, Taj Mahal, the Rising Sons, Milk n' Cookies, Roky Erickson, Don Covay, Little Richard, Wynonie Harris, Hello, Jerry Lee Lewis, Charles Manson, the Joneses, the Count Five, the Mummies, the Riffs, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, the Bobbyteens, the Byrds, Link Wray, Paul Revere & The Raiders, U.S. Bombs, the Sonics, the Seeds, Faron Young, the Sick Fits, Fats Domino, Ferlin Husky, Ray Charles, Lancelot Link & The Evolution Revolution , Electric Prunes, Reverend Charlie Jackson, Flatt & Scruggs, the Gruesomes, Chuck Berry, Jimmy Reed, Charley Patton, Rezillos, the Equals, Professor Longhair, James Brown, the Collins Kids, Howlin' Wolf, the Vibrators, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley, Bill Monroe, the Stooges, the Gories, the Meteors, Aretha Franklin, Bloodshot Bill, Tav Falco, Leadbelly, Les Sexareenos, R.L. Burnside, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Groovie Ghoulies, Reverend Glasseye, Deke Dickerson, Reverend Gary Davis, the Dead Boys, Toy Dolls, the Adicts, Dwight Yoakum, Joe Callicot, Hasil Adkins, Charlie Feathers, the Cramps, Oblivians, Demolition Doll Rods.

Movies:

Gummo, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Jurassic Park, People Under The Stairs, Dancing Outlaw, House Of 1000 Corpses, Fargo, the Twilight Zone movie, The Princess Bride (Peter Falk), Freeway, Ghost World, Indiana Jones, Tales From the Hood, Chase The Devil: Religious Music Of The Appalacians, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Milo & Otis.

Television:

The Simpsons, Unsolved Mysteries, What Not To Wear, Dr. Phil, All In The Family, Nanny 911, the Golden Girls, Family Feud (Richard Dawson), Real Sex, Sunday Night Sex Show.

Books:

Tom Wolfe, Stephen King, Confederacy Of Dunces, the Earth's Children series, anything with killing.

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