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About Me

Nature has a way sometimes of reminding man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up the terrible offsprings of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake or a Godzilla. The reckless ambitions of man are often dwarfed by their dangerous consequences. For now, Godzilla, that strangely innocent and tragic monster, has gone to earth. Whether he returns or not or is never again seen by human eyes, the things he has taught us remain.


You guys all know me! I'm the fun loving John Vito! I spend my days wasting away at a dead end job, and then waste away in front of a computer when I get home. I am very easy to get along with, and don't really have any enemies. I grew up poor, so now I spend all my money like I'm rich or something. I just barely was able to buy a car this year because of my excessive spending on random stuff that I don't need but want! But I got one now, so it's ok! I become extremely obsessed with things that I take a liking to, i.e.: Lord of the rings, World of Warcraft. I guess I have an addictive personality, except for drugs. Never have tried, and never will. I don't smoke either, but thats because I can't. My virgin lungs cant take it, and just start hacking uncontrollably. It's been almost a year since I last drank alchohol. People love it when I drink. Apparently I am the life of the party, and a non-violent, happy drunk. The only problem is I do things that I regret big time. I won't go into details, but everyone who went bowling last year at regency remembers the stories well. I know it is inevitable though, when I pick up the bottle for a party again. It's all good though, as long as everyone is having a good time. I get along with everyone, at least I try to. I've heard comments that people are scared of me when they first meet me cuz I never talk. That;s just because I am shy though. Once I get to know ye, I will talk your ear off. Or if I'm drunk. Then I'll talk to you as well, even if I've never met you before. I miss school. Maybe I'm the only one, but I think adult life is teh suck. all these responsibilities and stuff.... It's not fun. But I learn to deal with it. Maybe it's because I'm still immature, i.e. : I still buy action figures. and play with em!!! I just havent grown up yet I guess.... Maybe one day I'll find a lady and beforced togrow up. That hasnt happened yet though... I don't blame the ladies though. I mean, look at me! I'm certainly not going to shag me... I've gotten over it though. As long as I can still get enjoyment out of things like movies, music, and games, then I'll never be depressed. I have a wicked imagination. I spend most of work day-dreaming as I drive down the road.(When I'm not sending secret love messages to my friends via text message that is) It really makes the day go by fast. I get all these crazy scenarios in my head. It ussually involves me inserted into my favorite movies and shows, or else I would write it down and be an author! So that's just a little bit about me.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard-he is the funniest man alive IMO. Metallica-yes, even Jason, George Lucas-Nerd alert! Stan Lee-Double Nerd alert! and anyone else who is kind hearted.

My Blog

Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End

Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the Colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die. The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by t...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Spiderman 3

WHY?!?!?!? I wanted it too badly.... I was hoping for too much......  I'm so dissapointed right now. Spiderman 3 broke my heart. I thought the series could do no wrong. I obviously made a m...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Blades of Glory

Sorry for this review beinga day late, but my graphics card broke and I had to buy a new one....Anyways, This movie was great. At least I thought so. I saw a negative review in the Bakersfield Califor...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:34:00 GMT

300

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. What a great freaking movie. I loved it from beginning to end. The story is epic, ala Troy, or Gladiator. It has an amazing art style, ala Hero, or of course, Sin City...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:34:00 GMT

Ghostrider

Hi. My name's John, and I review movies. Now I know, I've been slacking off lately,(sorry bout that) But I will try to pick up the pace on my reviews this year. So lets get started with the movie that...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT

The Protector

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie was freaking amazing! Tony Jaa has passed Jet Li as my favorite martial arts actor. We'll see if Li can take the title back in his upcoming movie, "Fearless". But it's gon...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:16:00 GMT

Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Hillarious! I would consider myself a Will Ferrell fan, and he did noy dissapoint in this very amusing story about the fall and rise of a great driver. He played the role of Ricky, in 2 different mode...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:13:00 GMT

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

I will try to remain calm, but I'm a little angry right now. I read this review in Entertainment Weekly after watching the movie. Maybe I would'nt be as mad if I read it before... But anyways, Here's ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:31:00 GMT

Superman Returns

The movie was awesome. I don't really wanna talk about that though. What I really want to talk about is Spiderman 3! The trailer was freaking awesome! Symbiote costume FTW! This means Venom in this on...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:11:00 GMT

King Kong

What can I say..... I officially am becoming a desciple of Peter Jackson. He is the Christ figure of all nerds and geeks like me. Just kidding, but seriously. First he starts out doing gory, B-movie ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 22:15:00 GMT