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andrew

About Me

i vomit a lot..you know..maintaining that whole body image thing...i like to go to rap shows and knit, gardening, cold pillows when you're going to bed at night, playing guitar, painting graf, being a sarcastic jerk to people so i can make myself feel good in that empty sorta way, ugh learning stuff, sitting on benches and watching pretty girls walk by while never talking to them, eating samosas, rotti and frozen grapes, trying to walk as quietly as possible, and doing community economic development ish in my area....im trying to be less of a jerk

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...people that buy the cheapest 6 packs of beer possible...shotgun them....then cut up the plastic holder afterwards so my lil sea animal friends don't strangle themselves...guys that can shave with hunting knives.....i like alcoholics and quiet people who know what's up nahimsayin'?

My Blog

..best website ever

yo...so maybe you have to be a real  despondent and cynical  ids student to enjoy it....but fuck...this makes me laugh so much...im doubtful it'll make you laughin fact..i know it wont...yal...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 14:04:00 GMT

in praise of circulatory systems

        if you know me well then you should know this patch on the right side of my face. I shave regulary so it looks like a big scar on my chin. I like to say i go...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:29:00 GMT

bullet bulllllettt

        when teenagers in north america reach that whole angsty stage...there's the whole group that likes to take out their problems of having such a difficult life...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:17:00 GMT

i just made a wu tang macaronni necklace on construction paper

When you look up the name Andrew in one of those baby name books, it means something like 'strong and manly.' I know that's what people think of me anyways, but it's nice to just reaffirm my Adonis-li...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:02:00 GMT

im street like macaronni casserole

is he dead? why hasn't he written for the past couple of weeks? what's happened to him?     Now I know your lives revolve around my mass emails. I know you've been worried that they h...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 13:23:00 GMT

yo white boi

    Yo white boi, that's my new name&how I'm addressed a lot of the time and I think it's pretty hilarious. Random conversations where I'm referred to as the white boi over there. Anyways, a...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:53:00 GMT

i keep myspace banging from grenada

So I'm in Grenada now, in a town called Gouyave. If you look me up on a map, I'll be  ¾ of the way up the west coast. If you're more into the whole google earth ish, I'll be one of the 3 lone whi...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:51:00 GMT

...and we out yall

leave today....watch the news for plane crashes...any on the way to grenada and you can be like.."shit son..i know that guy..or well i used to"   my mom doesnt think its funny that i want to wear...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:37:00 GMT

apple cider is the alazay of autumn

so this past weekend...me and my sister were southwestern ontario fall fairing it up....we went to this one in a small town called drumbo...just so we could watch the lawnmower races im not going to l...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:22:00 GMT

being an asshole..it runs in the family

so in canada, for like any kid in elementry school or early highschool, there's always this lame poetry contest that gets sent out where you can win money and have the chance of getting published!!!! ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 21:33:00 GMT