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Shades(Chair Thrower)

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About Me

Hey.
Hows it going? Im Jake. Im 16 and im quite an odd guy. But people like me and my shananaginz so its all good. Im single, but i plan on fixing that. I love rock music. Any kind. Also if ur wondering y i don't have much here, well that's cause most of u know me, or should know me by now. Plus u know u can learn stuff by checking out my profile. And if u wanna know something, all u gotta do is ask. Ask anything at all... and most likely i shall answer.
AIM= Jake Zula1414
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My Interests

I love:
-movies
-video games
-women
-paintball
-biking
-swimming
-friends

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet others of a high caliber of sexyness, such as my self. They have to have a good since of humor,movies games, and.... other stuff.
Also i'd like 2 meet Conan O'Brien, cause he's the best. and one of my heroes. Also meeting Jessica Alba would be nice.

Music:

Favorite Bands:
-Nirvana
-Disturbed
-Breaking Benjamin
-Inflames
-Mudvayne
-Nickelback
-Dropkick Murphys
-Linkin Park
-Papa Roach

Movies:

Movies.
-Kung Pow
-Borat
-Team America
-The Departed
-Star Wars
-LOTR
-Matrix movies
-V For Vendetta
-Wedding Crashers
-300
-Billy Madison
-Talledega Nights
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Final Destination 3
-Smokin' Aces

Television:

Favorite tv shows:
-Family Guy
-South Park
-Simpsons
-Adult Swim
- MadTv

Books:


Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: not that i know of.
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: lover. but if u anger me, u shall regret doing so.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: well the thing at the top of my head is being alone.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: heck yeah i was!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: sucks, and is gay.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: not really.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: idk.
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: eh. could be better could be worse.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: white.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: nope.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: well if they're a secret then y would i tell u?
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Ireland.
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: no! i dispise seafood!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: huh? what the ef is that?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: yeah. i mean if that things gone. then we're all effed.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: i have a life. i don't take the time 2 test that stuff out.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: never really tried.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yeah. oh man, what fun that was.
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: not on guys.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: idk, something.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: yes.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: ha! no! my hand writing is like a small childs.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: nothing.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": last night 2 my padre.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: idk, and could care less.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: they're eggs, its pretty much all good.
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: not all of them.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: that is a mystery, that not even the smartest of scientists will know.
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 4:28 pm
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: several.
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: no, makes me feel fat though afterwards from eating there.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: sunday.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers. baths, ur bathing in ur own filth.
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: of course not.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: not realy.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: nothing.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: no.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: once.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: yeah baby!
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yeah.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: nuh uh.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: borwnish.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: long time ago.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: yeah, its pretty swell.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: idk.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: yes. i know all.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: wtf?
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: the cowbell. haha.
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: probly. but not well.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: not really.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: nope.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: heck yeah i do! haha.
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: in my opinion.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: yeah. cause u don't anna be stuck with someone u don't like 4 the rest of ur life.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: sure can't.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yeah.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: cheetoes. and still eating them.
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: oh yeah, all the time. no, of course not.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: oh yeah. she's the shiznet!
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: probly the Head-on commercials.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: sure don't.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: dunno. thats a tough one. i like alot.
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Heroes:

Heroes:
-Jesus
-God
-Conan O'Brien
-Kurt Cobain
-The 300 Spartans and Mitch Hedberg
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