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About Me

object width="425" height="355" ..I was born on May 7, 1979 in the town of Port Washington. When I was younger, my dream was to be a great actor. In high school I was in two plays and from the responses I got I realized that I was a pretty awful actor. I made Ben Affleck look like an acting god, that is how bad I was. In college, I realized that I would like to get into film. I have a degree in Film Studies, which means I am certified to pick apart any film and give reasons why it sucks. People can argue with me, but they will always be wrong when it comes to film, because I'm the one with the degree. That's right, I dare you to debate film with me because you will always lose.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?I love silent cinema. I don't know why, but I prefer it to the majority of the crap that is made now a days. The Honeymooners? Dukes of Hazzard? Do we really need updated movie versions of these shows? I'm not a fan of George W. Bush, but I loathe Bush protestors. Get a life you self righteous, self serving douchebags! Bush is not a Nazi. If he was, you would all be dead! I hate women that agree with me when I say I hate women. There's nothing more annoying than a woman who says, "Yeah, you're right, women are annoying!" Why are you agreeing with me? I'm attacking your sex, therefore I am attacking you. Why do so many women go along with their boyfriend's stupidity? If a guy acts like a moron, looks like a moron, chances are he is a moron, and not some poor misunderstood soul you wish he was. AAAHHHH! I hate mostly everything, but I do occasionally find something I do like, mainly a nice, hot meal. I love food.
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My Interests

Movies (Mainly older films. New films tend to be drawn out, like Peter Jackson's unnecessary remake of King Kong). Eating; Sleeping; Making fun of activists; Women bashing; Reading; American History; Film History; Singing (to myself while in the car); Writing; Dancing like an idiot; Growing out beards

I'd like to meet:

Women! I could say I'd like to meet someone like Keanu Reeves, Bill Clinton, etc., but that would be bold faced lie. I'm a young, single male and right now I'm only interested in meeting women. Let me be specific I'm interested in meeting women who do not make bold claims like, "I'm not your typical woman." I'd like to meet women who get along with other women, not ones who want to be treated like one of the guys. I find it obnoxious when women bad mouth one another and some how act like they are different from the rest. Enough! Be happy with who you are, if you are a women, then for crying outloud be a women. Don't compromise your personality just so you can make friends, who more than likely won't last long if you are putting on an act. Well, I'm rambling again. I hope I haven't offended all the anti-women women out there.
You Are 44% Open Minded
You aren't exactly open minded, but you have been known to occasionally change your mind.
You're tolerant enough to get along with others who are very different...
But you may be quietly judgmental of things or people you think are wrong.
You take your own values pretty seriously, and it would take a lot to change them. How Open Minded Are You?
Which South Park kid are you most like?
Kyle
You are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people's stupid remarks.

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What is your favorite song? Like a Rolling Stone
What is your least favorite song? Dream Girl by the boring ass Dave Matthews.
Do you like horror films? Yes
Do you watch the Oscars? Not anymore.
Is your work your life? No
Do you trust your friends? Some of them.
Do you watch football? Yes
Can living kill you? I'm sure it can.
Do you have a cell phone? Yes.
Is your cellphone a picture phone? No
Do you buys DVDs every Tuesday? No
Do you get frustrated when there are no good DVD sales at Best Buy? No
Do you like classic cinema? Yes
What is the greatest movie ever made? The General. Buster Keaton is a genius. If you have not seen this movie, I pity you. It slightly edges out the equally brilliant The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Which is better: Teen Wolf or She's All That? Teen Wolf
Name a person cooler than Vincent Price. No one.
Which is more annoying: Anti-Bush activists or Pro-Bush activists? Anti-Bush activists, because they chant stupid phrases like, "Bush is a fascist!" When in reality if he was a fascist, they would all be exterminated for criticizing him.
Which do you prefer: Hollywood films or independent films? Hollywood films.
Which is funnier: South Park or Family Guy? South Park. New Family Guy is about as funny as a movie about the holocaust. Old Family Guy had a lot of good episodes, but they all pale in comparison to the genius of South Park
Who would win in a fight: Bill Clinton or Ringo Starr? Bill Clinton.
Which is more annoying: Women that hate other women or women obessed with popculture? Women that hate other women
Name a profession that is lamer than acting. Acting is the lamest profession on the planet.
Which is more annoying: Big budgeted anti-establishment films or Romantic comedies? I can't decide. It's a tie.
Who is hotter: Bob Dylan or David Byrne? David Byrne.
Do you like Kevin Federline? If so, what the hell is your problem? No
What's that on your chin? I don't know.
Do you think these pants make my butt look big? Yes
Really? Yes

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Music:

Talking Heads (Best Band Ever); The Beatles; The Who; The Smiths; Buddy Holly; Elvis Presley; The Clash; Pink Floyd; Dead Kennedys; The Cure; Bob Dylan; The Band; Johnny Cash; Hank Williams (Senior, not junior); The Doors; Led Zeppelin; The Cars; John Denver; Creedence Clearwater Revival; Van Morrison; David Bowie; Fleetwood Mac; Classic rock

Movies:

Vincent Price films; Buster Keaton; Jaws; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Rear Window; Treasure of the Sierra Madre; The Adventures of Robin Hood; Stop Making Sense; The Godfather; The Searchers; Dr. Strangelove; 2001: A Space Odyssey; Patton; Planet of the Apes; Singin' in the Rain; M; Gremlins; American Graffiti;The Goonies; Teen Wolf; Kill Bill; It's a Wonderful Life; Spider-Man; The Hound of the Baskervilles (Peter Cushing); Ghostbusters; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Seven Samurai; The Blues Brothers; Big Trouble in Little China; Close Encounters of the Third Kind; The Thing; Halloween; Psycho; Citizen Kane; Team America; Monty Python; Universal Monster movies; Hammer Horror Films; Sherlock Holmes series starring Basil Rathbone; Laurel and Hardy; Harold Lloyd; The Marx Brothers; Indiana Jones trilogy; Godzilla series; The original Star Wars trilogy; Police Academy series; The Evil Dead trilogy; Lord of the Rings trilogy;Teen comedies; Bad horror movies; Gangster movies; Religous epics; 50s sci-fi movies; and many more.

Television:

Batman: The Animated series; History programs; South Park; The Adventures of Superman (1950s TV Show); Football; Most Haunted; Shows about UFOs and paranormal activity;Married With Children; The Simpsons; He-Man; Conan O' Brien. That's about it.

Books:

And Then There Were None;The 50s;Chariots of the Gods?; Catcher in the Rye; The Great Movies;H.G. Wells novels; Cult Movies; The Mysterious Island; Dracula; The Twits and other Roald Dahl books; The Walrus Was Paul; Lord of the Rings; The Hobbit; Jurassic Park; History books, Books that debunk UFOs and the paranormal; In Cold Blood; The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich; Contempt;The Exorcist.

Heroes:

My crazy dad; Vincent Price; Buster Keaton; Martin Luther King; Charles M. Schulz; Jim Henson; Trey Parker; Steven Spielberg;Hunter S. Thompson; Harry Houdini; Theodore Roosevelt; James Stewart; Alfred Hitchcock; David Byrne; Roald Dahl; Roger Corman; Jesus Christ; Groucho Marx; Brett Favre; John Lennon; Luis Bunuel; W.C. Fields; Bob Dylan; George Washington; Harold Lloyd; Basil Rathbone; H.G. Wells; Orson Welles;Buddy Holly; Stanley Kubrick; John Huston; Al Bundy; Joe Dante; Samuel Z. Arkoff; Paul Blaisdell; Terry Gilliam; Jello Biafra; Roy William Neill; Ray Harryhausen; Sam Raimi; Bruce Campbell; Jeffrey Combs; Peter Cushing; Christopher Lee; Sergio Leone;Terence Fisher; Joseph Heller; Rod Serling; etc.

My Blog

I have a Dick Cheney trading card!!!!

Yesterday I was looking through my ol' baseball card collection and I came across a few Operation Desert Storm trading cards that my dad got me for my 12th birthday. In 80s and the early 90s there wa...
Posted by Bryrroan on Mon, 05 May 2008 05:31:00 PST

We need change.

We need change and what better way to make a change that by using my spare change to do my laundry. Not only will my clothes be clean, but people won't give me dirty looks when I enter a room. I...
Posted by Bryrroan on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

11 Favorite Brett Favre Moments!

Ever since Brett Favre has announced his retirement it has become trendy for sports channels and websites to do a feature on Brett Top 10 moments, I have decided to one up them by doing Brett Fav...
Posted by Bryrroan on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

It’s official! Brett Favre is retiring!!!!

Brett Favre has just announced his plans to retire, it's just been confirmed by ESPN and NFL.com; this is hard to believe considering the great season he had. Of course, knowing Brett Favre it wouldn'...
Posted by Bryrroan on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

Im so funny!

There are lots of bros out there that are NAWT funny, but I am funny, that is me and my bros are funny. Last night, we went to sing karoake at this bar in Milwaukee and let's just say we totally had t...
Posted by Bryrroan on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:46:00 PST

Im a tormented vampire.

Seriously, my life is full of pain and suffering. Yesterday, I went to K-Mart to buy the wonderful movie Dracula 2000 and they didn't have it in stock. WHY ME? Oh, the pain and agony I felt was ...
Posted by Bryrroan on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:11:00 PST

I hate Cloverfield!!!!

I have not seen the movie Cloverfield, but I already know that I do not like it. It reminds me too much of The Blair Witch Project, another movie that made a shit load of money because of the pu...
Posted by Bryrroan on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about the Hollywood writer’s strike?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I don't feel bad in the least bit for all the Hollywood writers that are on strike, because in my mind they don't deserve the money they are asking for. The ...
Posted by Bryrroan on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:44:00 PST

Christmas a humbug? Surely you don’t mean it!

Why can't Scrooge's nephew Fred take a hint and realize that when Scrooge say, "Christmas is a humbug," he does indeed mean it. Damn well wishing nephew. Why can't he leave his cool uncle alone? Scroo...
Posted by Bryrroan on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:53:00 PST

I’m 40 years young

I hate middle aged people who in a lame attempt at happiness try to pass themselves off as 20 year-olds. Possibly the saddest sight I have ever seen was seeing this 40 something year-old trying to get...
Posted by Bryrroan on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST