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..Well, I don't mean to brag but I am doing pretty well for myself. For instance, I put on a sock and saw it had a hole in it and I threw it right in the garbage. However, underwear is a different story. They don't make you take off your pants at the airport...yet. I'm currently writing for a very prestigious magazine called the "Homeless Voice" paper and... oh wait, did I say writing? I meant selling and by selling I mean begging. It's just nice to be out among such friendly people who wish that light WOULD TURN GREEN ALREADY!! And No, that is not my only source of income. I am also a teacher of sorts. If you're interested I am also holding dance classes. Mainly I teach the 'Mexican Hat Dance' but you have to provide your own hat. Budget cuts and all, sorry. What else about me you ask. Lets see now...UHM... Oh, I got a puppy not to long ago. He was a 'chocolate lab'. Come to find out they're not really made of chocolate. I don't want to go into detail but it was pretty gruesome. What else? OK enough with the 3rd degree already! OH, something more intimate...UHM... Well, I like long walks on the beach. It's a great place to throw away a syringe when you're done with it. I enjoy sunsets. There's nothing more fun then punching someone in the dark.
I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

I was on a boat once and that's exactly how it was!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

KENNY'S TOP TEN PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET: Number 10) The voice in my head. Number 9) The woman on page 84 in my mail order bride catalog. Number 8) The person who makes those delicious Mcgriddles. Number 7) Bel and Biv but not Devoe. Number 6) The person that got that great parking spot right in front here. Number 5) Someone who will tow a car with no questions asked. Number 4) A girl who can't untie herself in less than 8 hours. Number 3) YOU! Number 2) People who can't tell Fabreze from a mens cologne. And the number 1 person I'd Like To Meet..... Every Girl that's Gone Wild!
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My Blog

A New Delicious World

So for quite some time I've been wanting to change my eating habits but so many years of societies own pseudo dependency has made it very difficult.  I'm speaking of the killing of animals for our own...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:18:00 GMT

Time to be Even Steven

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Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:10:00 GMT

TOP TEN DO’S and DONT’S for DATING

                           KENNY'S  TOP TEN DO'S and DO NOT'S   &nb...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Driving on fumes for a reason

Gather around kids for this is the story about 'GAS'. It all began billions of years ago with the largest of all pooping animals laying down their lives so descent Americans could drive the biggest an...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:46:00 GMT

My 1st blog is for the fishies.

I ate at Legal Seafoods the other day, I had the salmon, it was scruptious. A few days later I ate salmon from where I work at Carrabba's, it was also really good. My friend that works at Legal Seafoo...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT