My name is Olsen.
What can I say about myself?
Odds are I'm probably slightly taller and funnier than you. Although you could probably change that with a decent pair of polka dot Stiletto boots.
I live in San Jose. I used to hate it, but now I just moderately dislike it.
I'm usually annoyed about one of three things: 1) my car, 2) my job, or 3) Topher Grace.
I like television, but I'm not one of those people that like television and, say, own a cat.
I wear cargo shorts and flip-slops more than most. I usually buy products that have green packaging.
I like office supplies. I'm drawn to dry erase boards, pens and a good pair of scissors (you know, the ones with the blue handle).
That's me, but you probably already knew that.
