I am a head. I have travelled across country touring with rock bands, partying, getting beat up, and getting up close and personal with the ladies. I am currently missing. I was last seen in the greater Rochester NY area. I was the victim of a brutal assault, and I loved every minute of it. However, I am not into forced abduction, and I feel I may have been kidnapped. If you find me, please return me to my master.
Never underestimate an inanimate object.
