TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fred Neumann
Birthday: The Sexy Sixth of October
Birthplace: Southwest General Hospital in Berea
Current Location: North Ridgeville, Ohio at mommy and daddys house.
Eye Color: Brown, they are kinda panda-like
Hair Color: Thats brown too. I like it short so it can't be pulled by my enemys....
Height: I'm kinda tall I guess
Right Handed or Left Handed: My Right is my DOMINANT hand. It like to dominate.
Your Heritage: European... yeah thats right, oh and I've got some Native American in me too... Best of both.
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, I haven't put on any shoes or clothes for that matter.
Your Weakness: is Pizza
Your Fears: Flopping Fish out of water, Bird flapping Indoors.
Your Perfect Pizza: is my weakness
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hit 70, and get what I want.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm Sorry!
Thoughts First Waking Up: My bed is empty. My spoon is too big.
Your Best Physical Feature: Gotta be that undercarriage.
Your Bedtime: When my head stop spinning.
Your Most Missed Memory: You know what it is.
Pepsi or Coke: Captain Morgan
MacDonalds or Burger King: Donatos
Single or Group Dates: I'm not dating. I'm off the market.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey and Goldschlager
Chocolate or Vanilla: I likes vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Cocao, with Godiva Chocalate Liquer
Do you Smoke: No that shits gross and ignorant.
Do you Swear: I could make a sailor cry.
Do you Sing: Yes and it sucks.
Do you Shower Daily: I do my best. Ladys hate a stinky panda
Have you Been in Love: Once or twice.
Do you want to go to College: No college is for fools.
Do you want to get Married: They get half your stuff when they dump you! Do I look I want to loose half my stuff?!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Mr.Floppykins. Thats good enough.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Motion gets sick of me.
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn I try to tell myself I'm not, but all the ladies have me convinced I'm one sexy bastard.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm freakishly Unhealthy
Do you get along with your Parents: We have been known to have a spat or two.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do, but it scares the shit right out of the Rabbit.
Do you play an Instrument: The 10 Gauge.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah I'm a drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: I told you that shits fucking stupid.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Benedryll its my heroine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. I'm am off the market.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah I went before camp to buy some 6 dollar shirts.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I've never even scene a box of oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That shit is Gnasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, no performances out of me.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. That was 3 months ago.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: All by myself. It was hot.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: One or two ladies might be able to answer this question...
Ever been Drunk: Yes Please.
Ever been called a Tease: My mouth don't write checks my weener can't cash. CHA'CHING
Ever been Beaten up: Fred + tequila = Trip to the fist factory.
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are wayyy to heavy to lift.
How do you want to Die: Marching southward to the pole as the last of my vigor flees my body and I succumb to my fraility a hero. Frozen Forever
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A successful diplomat, with alot of money, and a vanquish in my garage.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter. As long there is a glimmer of intelligence
Favourite Hair Color: As long as its clean.
Short or Long Hair: Both are cool, just not too short, or too long.
Height: No midgets and No Giantess's.
Weight: No anorexic girls, and No Hippos.
Best Clothing Style: No Emo, or Super Conservative Styles.
Number of Drugs I have taken: All my drug habits are legal.
Number of CDs I own: All of my music was stolen from the internets.
Number of Piercings: I don't want any, not my thing.
Number of Tattoos: I hate tattoos.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Countless errors are left in my wake.
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Deady Sins ----Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Greed: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
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