Well, it depends on who you ask. But to start out...when I was younger, I travelled the world with the greatest adventurer, named Indy! I learned how to drive in the streets of Hong Kong, while being chased by Mobsters. Then I also went to India where I got into a fight with a prince. I kicked his butt!
After that, when I got a little older, I moved to place called Astoria in Oregon. Aka The Goondocks.