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LongBeachRob®

I hope you got a big trunk...'Cause I'm gonna put my bike in it!

About Me

Well lets see I'm a professional procrastinator with a lot of unused potential and talent who enjoys going to college for no particular reason. Actually I'm majoring in Psychology(recently changed, thanks for reminding me detective Kat!) but I've yet to get my degree hence the procrastinator comment I just made. Anyway I'm pretty much a laid back kinda guy with a knack for being a smartass and a bit sarcastic which some find to be amusing because I've been told by some that I'm pretty funny but I dont really think so. I also enjoy writing run-on sentences because I hate commas and most other forms of punctuation, squiggly ones in particular because they mess with the flow of my writing. I also hate punkasses! I've always wanted to uppercut a punkass onto a table with a cake or a large bowl of punch preferably at a dance, party... gala event. But I'll tell you what I do love... I love people... even the ones that misspell things on their "About Me" sections(call me anal, but I notice these things)... So if you're a person that I know or once knew (or don't know for that matter)don't hesitate to let your presence be known because chances are I'll remember you because my brain is so fantastical in the memory department that your countenance is forever engraved in my mind whether or not there is a name attached to it! So yeah, hit me up. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests


generally women but I also enjoy reading and movies and of course watching football on Sundays while drinking Newcastle in the company of good friends! Mmmmmm.... Newcastle Brown Ale... Aaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh.(Homer style!)In general though I'm a pretty easy going guy that enjoys the company of people who in turn enjoy mine. I see no point in associating myself with individuals who make being myself uncomfortable because as those who know me will agree I tend to have a strange and sometimes inappropriate sense of humor that takes some time to get use to. In spite of that I have had no problem making new friends since I moved to Long Beach which was something I hadn't had to do since about the age of 8 since I came from a small town where pretty much everyone knew everyone else so there was really no one new to meet since most likely someone you knew already knew them and you had kinda heard about them and then you finally meet and its like "hey yeah I heard about you"... and so on and so forth. I love my life at this point in time because I've been single for almost 2 years now and I love the sense of freedom and independence that that has added to my life especially living on my own. I've met so many awesome people that I would never have met had I not broadened my horizons, which is important to me because I am an exteremely social creature. I hope to only further enrich my alredy strong and healthy core of close friends both here and in my hometown.

I'd like to meet:

for the most part I'm here to find and talk to my old high school friends I've lost contact with. don't get me wrong though I'm also up for meeting new and interesting people that might just happen to stumble upon my retarded page.

Music:

lots of stuff lets see rap & hip-hop of course my first love I still cant resist a good rhyme, classic rock, rock, reggae, blues, classic soul, r&b, punk, rock a billy, jazz, big band pretty much anything that sounds good.

Movies:

The LOTR trilogy, Donnie Darko, 300, The Machinist, Resivoir Dogs, Belly, Napoleon Dynamite, Mallrats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Scarface, The Passion of the Christ, Something about Mary, Ray, Constantine, The Shawshank Redemption, StarWars(All 6), Anchorman, Team America World Police, Talladega Nights, Lord of the Flies, Dumb and Dumber, Meet the Parents, Vanilla Sky, The Kill Bills,V for Vendetta, X-Men, Sin City, Gattaca, Crash, Zoolander, Tombstone theres a shitload more I just cant remember right now.

Television:

yup... I watch it.

Books:

The LOTR trilogy, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, The History of Middle Earth Vol. I-XII, pretty much anything Tolkien or his son wrote or was published posthumously, The Catcher in the Rye, The Grapes of Wrath, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, The Big Sleep, I don't know I dont really read too much outside of shool or Tolkien.

Heroes:

My dad, my mom, good ol' JC my lord & savior, J.R.R. Tolkien, Peter Jackson, Mike Allstott, Legolas Of the Woodland Realm and Aragorn son of Arathorn and Gimli son of Gloin, and William Wallace just to name a few.