Inker and Biron

If you grew up in a grotty, lawless and drug filled country called Britain, you'll be able to relate to this!This is a story of two woodland chums that have lots of fun together......InKER the squirel: Wasted most of the time from ink fumes and whatever else can be inhaled or taken, womaniser. Has a bad attitude and sees people who work for a living as retards. Can talk his way out of any situation, has a very bad swearing problem especially when "loaded". Will do anything to feed his addictions, takes advice from his friend who is a tramp..........Biron the badger: Follows his friend Inker around and will go with the flow on most things. He is a quick thinker which is good when trying to "score some ink" or some money. Has a mad temper and can become enraged very quickly. Forgets how to talk when really fucked and just squeaks.............Hamish the hobo: A wise scottish tramp who's advice is always great, if he took his own advice he'd be rich but would rather "lie outside this shop covered in my own piss"..................The Tree: A tree who is always ripped off his tits on cheap cider and buckfast. Likes to fight in pubs.................Badly drawn hawk: A hawk who is always depressed as he's so badly drawn, has a cousin badly drawn eagle who was very handsome until he started taking ecstacy and speed. Badly drawn hawk wishes to be a poet but cant write as he has no fingers.