$200 Quickie |
$200 quickieFrank wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in the bar...but she was dating someone else. One day Frank got so frustrated that he went to her and...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:28:00 GMT |
Life |
Well I finally bought a house and though still not completely settled in I'm loving every minute of it. As far as work, well, I going back to the night shift at work (Altec) for a promotion.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:38:00 GMT |
Texas Pride and Respect |
To those serving, have served and to those that have fallen deepest thanks, from the bottom of the heart. God Bless.
In Texas we really do pull off the road and stop for funerals......nobody mov...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 18:53:00 GMT |
Just a Quote I like |
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'"............... ~Erma Bombeck~
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
Redneck Pick up lines |
Redneck Pick Up Lines 1) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in.4) Do y...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:07:00 GMT |
Don't put Grandma on the Stand |
Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmothe...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
Sorry |
This is to all of the women in the world who can't accept us nice guys for who we are:I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not rippe...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:39:00 GMT |
WAY TOO FUNNY NOT TO READ |
"Next time you're in line at Wal-Mart, give this a try.......I have a Golden retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:07:00 GMT |
Nude Runner |
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:03:00 GMT |
Kiss My Country Ass |
Kiss My Country Assby Rhett Akinsalbum: Tearin down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin, coon dog in the backTruck bed loaded down with beer and a cold one in my lapEarnhardt sticker behind my head and my w...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
