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M. Edward Learoyd

I am here for Dating

About Me

ALL OF YOU MOTHERS BETTER WATCH YOUR DERIERRES BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THEM I TELL YOU WHAT.

My Blog

AAGGHHHH

I keep eating these awesome super sour japanese lemon candies, and they're starting to eat away at my mouth to the point where I have to wince and suck the sour off as quick as possible just so I can ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Dear Modest Mouse

Before you hear it from someone else I have something to confess...I told a few people that your new album sucked. I apologize. Before you say anything, I just want to you to know that I've been getti...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:22:00 GMT

I'll never forget you, Ron Sexsmith

I realized today, revisiting my Ron Sexsmith collection, that the reason that he is one of the greatest living songwriters is because I'm pretty sure that listening to his music creates the identical ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:08:00 GMT

my official prediction for hot new band of 2007

Battles. This band is out of control. Cold, but catchy. Droning, but dancy. This band makes the term "post-rock" officially obsolete. This is something new. Next level shit. The Liars last record crea...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:20:00 GMT

oh montreal

well let me tell you internetI am very drunk and very tired and my two fingers are scorching because I burned myself with Brady's cigarette, but all in all things are amazing. Wait for me, Calgary, I ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:38:00 GMT

"Album describes life" is the headline

Black Sheep Boy by Okkervil River is the body.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:24:00 GMT

No money for Montreal

FUCK. No vacation pay out for Matt.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:03:00 GMT

Sunday morning terror

Woke up this morning at Renees, only to be informed that a) some fuck backed into my car and cracked the bumper, and b) my iPod was most likely stolen by a man who we think is named Steve but nobody a...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:01:00 GMT

One of those nights again...

...where I get people to punch me in the face, over and over and over. I woke up this morning and I was all "JEEZ I'm really hung over! I've got a massive headache and a...swollen jaw?...oh right." I ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:41:00 GMT

New Do Make Say Think: it's good

I will now phoenetically type out the riff that is stuck in my head from this new album, entitled You, You're A History In Rust.Bun badow bedow, budel daden, doong DAdoong dundow, dooden daden (repeat...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 16:13:00 GMT