FUN DANCE QUOTES |
Here some inspiring dance quotes...Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.- George Bernard Shaw "Dancers are the athletes of God." ~Albert Einstein"It takes an athlete to dance, bu...
Posted by Freddy on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:06:00 PST |
The Sex Fairy |
The Sex FairyThis is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!1. Sex is a b...
Posted by Freddy on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST |
Safety guide everyone |
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or love one's life. Crucial - Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself o...
Posted by Freddy on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:26:00 PST |
blodes jokes |
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or th...
Posted by Freddy on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST |
Think before you speak |
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -The last one is great!Have you ever spoken and wished that you couldImmediately take the words back...O...
Posted by Freddy on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST |
Someone Hacked My Space |
..> Body: ..> ..> Someone hacked my space and sent spam email: SUBJECT: ~ Should I post this? ~ Body: {they posted some adults' website with a topic:} "oral-sex-on-women...
Posted by Freddy on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:20:00 PST |
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY |
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the i...
Posted by Freddy on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:42:00 PST |
A pig's orgasm |
IF YOU yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would haveproduced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. >(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enoug...
Posted by Freddy on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST |
woman-man needs |
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by Freddy on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST |
This is what i would say to my Baby |
how rare is it to find someone to tell you this...Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry ...
Posted by Freddy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST |
