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El Jefe

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter
. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


100%

Jigsaw


80%

Leatherface


60%

Pinhead


60%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Michael Myers


40%

Candyman


40%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Captain Spaulding


20%

Buffalo Bill


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
created with QuizFarm.commy name is jeff... people call me jeffro... i want you to be brutally honest with me... dont sugarcoat anything. and if you cant tell the truth, then dont say anything at all. if you dont like me, its your loss. i like to pretend that i have a life plan, but it always changes... people like to tell me i kick ass, cause its true. suck em both
[Marital Status] single
[Shoe size] 10
[Parents still together] dad's dead
[Siblings] a brother
[Pets] a cat named gizmo
FAVORITES
[Color] thats a good question...maybe blue?
[Number] favorite number?? ummm -198.67676767
[Animal] hmmm a duck i guess
[Drinks] beer or pino muar or whatever its called
[Soda] dont like pop much, maybe coke?
[Book] the zombie survival guide
[Flower] flowers are cool.... i guess
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] yes and yes
[Like roller coasters?] hell yeah!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] eh, my surroundings are okay for the most part
[Want more piercings?] nah
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yeah
[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yeah
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yeah one time in like the 6th grade
[Considered a life of crime?] of course!
[Considered being a hooker?] being a male giggalo would be pretty nice
[Lied to someone?] oh, come on, thats like asking if you crapped your pants when you were a baby
[Been in love?] i am... but shes being mean
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yeah
[Been in lust?] yeah
[Used someone] hmm....maybe, i dont know
[Been used?] yeah
[Been cheated on?] yeah
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yeah probably
[Stolen anything?] yeah lots but that was a while ago
[Held a gun] yeah
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] my lone star uniform...just got off of work
[Current mood] somber
[Current taste] wtf? ummm spit i guess
[What you currently smell like] steaks and shit
[Current hair] well i have hair if thats what your asking
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping maybe
[Current cd in stereo] COHEED AND CAMBRIA biotches
[Last book you read] the book of mathew in the bible
[Last movie you saw] king kong.....fucking awesome too
[Last thing you ate] nachos
[Last person you talked to on the phone] umm, maybe sam
[Do drugs?] i used to, been clean for about a year
[Believe there is life on other planets?] its a possibility
Remember your first love?] havnt really been in love, so to speak
[Still love him/her?] i guess not
[Read the newspaper?] no not very often
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yeah
[Believe in miracles?] of course, id be dead if it werent for them
[Do well in school?] yeah
[Wear hats] at work i do, and i used to wear my corona beanie all the time until i lost it
[Hate yourself?] no i dont think so
[Have an obsession?] does sex count?
[Collect anything?] i collect ..... umm, stuff
[Have a best friend?] yeah
[Close friends?] i dont really understand the question.... i have close friends, yeah
[Like your handwriting?] i guess so...what the hell kinda question is that?
[Care about looks] well, yeah i suppose i do, but im not THAT picky
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] this chick in 1st grade named briar
[First kiss] that one night i smoke my first cigarette in like 8th grade
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] sometimes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] like neo from the matrix?? in that case, no i dont
[Are you a tease?] nah
[Too shy to make the first move?] depends on how intimidating the woman is
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] no.....im not, lol
[Angel] am i an angel?? no im a human
[Devil] same thing
[Shy] am i a shy? like a shy guy from mario 2?
[Talkative] when im drunk
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You're Kurt Cobain, the dead Nirvana front man and
grunge rock pioneer.
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Your Japanese Name Is...
Yoshimitsu Rokujochigusa What's your Japanese Name?
JEFFRO
Jis forJolly
Eis forEnergetic
Fis forFunky
Fis forFlexible
Ris forRadical
Ois forOdd What Does Your Name Mean?
Your IQ Is 100
Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Above Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 9 out of 10 correct! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
Your Aries Drinking Style
Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Your competitive streak makes you prone to closing time shot contests. You're a sloppy, fun drunk, and you get mighty flirty after a couple tipples.Getting you drunk is a good way for people to get what they want out of you, should other methods fail. You can become bellicose when blotto, but you will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. You can be counted on to do the same for others -- so long as they haven't gone and done anything really horrible to you last night (ahem, sneaky Gemini!)
Your Signature Cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Conan O'Brien, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, David Letterman, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jack Black, and Hugh Hefner. What's Your Alcohoroscope?
Your Fortune Is
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Life Path Number is 11
Your purpose in life is to inspire others
Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.
In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.
You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything. What Is Your Life Path Number? Which Video Game Character are you?
You are Septhiroth!Your darkness qwells within you. You tend to be very outspoken and distant to others. Even though you have that tendency to push others away, you hold strong interests in what you want, and dont stop until you achieve them!
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My Interests

Guitars, skateboards, video games, and films. darts, i really like darts... drinking and contemplating silent freeways... i like dogs more than cats, but for some reason, theres a cat living in my house... i like hot dogs.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

well, just about everything but techno... theres better shit to listen to on hallucinagens.. :D i LOVE Coheed and Cambria, tool, sublime, nin, thrice, anything metal, Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Snot, Sevendust, Perfect Circle, Opeth, old SOAD, and a bunch more, just cant think of it...mostly angry white boy music...80s music is good too. Irish music is good...country kinda sucks

Movies:

i love zombie flicks, fear and loathing in las vegas, goodfellas, the big lebowski, anything stanely kubrick especially a clockwork orange, anything presented or directed by tarentino, umm those marvel movies, animes like Ninja Scroll, DBZ, ghost in the shell, ghost in the shell 2, princess monanoki, AKIRA(more or less the graphic novel better than the movie), and Killer Klownz from Outer Space :D oh and you guys should really go see The Constant Gardener, its a good one. OLDBOY-rent it, but it, borrow it from a friend...this movie KICKS ASS! I assure you, you will NOT be dissapointed. any kung fu movie, especially Jackie Chan's Drunken Master, and Legend of Drunken Master. Domino was pretty good

Television:

anything on comedy central and [adult swim] ATHF :) Family Guy rulez, i love Cowbow Bebop, FLCL(well, as much as i can understand of it, Triguns one of my favorites.
Which Family Guy character are you?
I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Heroes:

Vash the Stampede

My Blog

The paradox of our time

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have...
Posted by El Jefe on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

right in two

Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused. Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused. Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this hol...
Posted by El Jefe on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

an attempt to tip the scales

Did you expect it all to stop at the wave of your hand?Like the sun is just going to drop if it's night you demand.Well, in the dark we are just air so the house might dissolve.But once we are gone,wh...
Posted by El Jefe on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

a song to pass the time

theres a middle-aged woman, shes dragging her feet. she carries baskets of clothes to the laudromat. and theres some mexican children kicking rocks into the street, and they laugh in a language i dont...
Posted by El Jefe on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:22:00 PST

At the bottom of everything

So there was this woman and she was on an airplane, and she was flying to meet her fiancé seaming high above the largest ocean on planet earth. She was seated next to this man she had tried to start c...
Posted by El Jefe on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

a conversation in vermillion

Paul and I are having this conversation. the introduction and small talk on a sidewalk outside of a coffee shop in Vermillion, South Dakota.  and he says he likes my poetry. and i say thanks. "th...
Posted by El Jefe on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

incisors

im writing a love poem for my teeth, because i dont love them yet. but im tired of hating them so im writing until i do. for years, they were the first thing on my "if you could change one thing about...
Posted by El Jefe on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

im bored

so i will write something. not sure what though. and as he slowly realized the trials and tribulations of the past month, he reflects with the reflection on his face in the glass. does he e...
Posted by El Jefe on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST

the story behind the music

The Story of Coheed and Cambria - Written by: Mark Eberle Introduction Before you read the rest of this, I must use the introduction as a disclaimer first, and a reference second. First off I must war...
Posted by El Jefe on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

positive mental attitude

i have come to the conclusion that i have been acting very strange as of late.  well no more of that... i am a changed man, ive learned the error of my ways once again, and i find that i am reall...
Posted by El Jefe on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:20:00 PST